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PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2015 12:34 pm 
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i want to ha
i want to have a miscarriage
i want to have your abortion

People are scary sometimes.


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2015 7:59 am 
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July 2nd

god j
god jokes
god john lennon lyrics
god john lennon
god jupiter
god journey
god jesus robot
god janus
god jul
god jesus and the holy spirit
god judges the heart

The not-so-holy trinity. Just picture how mass might start. "In the name of the Father and the Son and the C-3PO."

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2015 8:01 am 
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July 3rd

i wish i had t
i wish i had that
i wish i had the courage to be an absolute nobody
i wish i had the courage to say everything i planned to
i wish i had the power the power to change the world
i wish i had talent
i wish i had the power the power to change the world lyrics
i wish i had thought of that
i wish i had the courage to die
i wish i had three hands
i wish i had the words

This is proof positive that Paris Hilton uses Google as her search engine.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2015 7:05 pm 
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i wish i had the courage to be an absolute nobody

i wish i had three hands

The editor does seem pretty rooted in his biases if he's able to pass over phrases like these.


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 06, 2015 10:13 am 
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July 4th/5th

i wish i was w
i wish i was white
i wish i was were
i wish i was with you quotes
i wish i was with you poems
i wish i was with you lyrics
i wish i was were grammar
i wish i was where i was when i was wishing i was here
i wish i was with you tonight
i wish i was with you in spanish
i wish i was wrong lyrics

This is proof positive that Michael Jackson used Google as his search engine.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 06, 2015 10:15 am 
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July 6th

i wonder if other dogs think poodles
i wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult
i wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult rita rudner

Intelligent dogs with hair that cannot be sculpted into mushrooms or into other Disney World topiaries know that all poodles are, in fact, Scientologists. Less prissy breeds shudder when poodles and their e-meters offer a "Free Stress Test."

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 06, 2015 10:41 pm 
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i wish i was where i was when i was wishing i was here

Is this a quote from something? If it is, tell me and stop me from looking stupid, because right now I'm cracking up.


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 06, 2015 11:29 pm 
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Pikmanipulator wrote:
The Great B-Man wrote:
i wish i was where i was when i was wishing i was here

Is this a quote from something? If it is, tell me and stop me from looking stupid, because right now I'm cracking up.

Well, someone wrote a song about it!


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 07, 2015 11:12 am 
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July 7th

if i make 4
if i make 40000 a year how much is that an hour

If you have to ask this question to Google, instead of using a calculator, the simple answer is...minimum wage. Or less.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 10:16 am 
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July 8th

if i sign my rights over do i have
if i sign my rights over do i have pay child support
if i sign my rights over do i have to still pay child support
if i sign my parental rights over do i still have to pay child support

In related searches, can I sell my tot to gypsies for beer money this week? Does anybody know a reputable child slave trader? Do foster families offer free babysitting services for extended periods of time? Why does Social Services keep coming to my house?

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 10:18 am 
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July 9th

if i u
if i uninstall itunes will i lose my music
if i upgrade to windows 7 will i lose my files
if i upgrade to windows 7 will i lose my data
if i upgrade itunes will i lose my music
if i update my ipod will i lose my music
if i uninstall limewire will i lose my music
if i upgrade to vista will i lose my files
if i use a tampon am i still a virgin
if i unfriend someone on facebook will they know
if i uninstall microsoft office will i lose my documents

Simple answer: Yes, unless the tampon is on the end of some guy's !#%$.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2015 5:47 am 
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July 10th

if m
if my heart was a house lyrics
if music be the food of love
if my people who are called
if music inc
if murdered
if my nose was running money
if men could menstruate
if my heart had wings lyrics
if movie posters told the truth
if my people who are called by my name will humble themselves lyrics

If men could menstruate, tampons would probably be the less favored way of dealing with Uncle Flo.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2015 5:25 pm 
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July 11th/12th

inner beauty is
inner beauty is overrated
inner beauty is
inner beauty is for ugly people
inner beauty is for fat people
inner beauty is the real beauty
inner beauty is important
inner beauty is better than outer
inner beauty is more important

Let's see. Would I rather look at a Victoria's Secret swimsuit model, or Rosie O'Donnell's pancreas and spleen. Hmm. Tough choice. Then again, I am sure Rosie's entrails are quite lovely.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2015 5:38 pm 
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July 13th

is afghanistan in
is afghanistan in the middle east
is afghanistan in asia
is afghanistan in europe
is afghanistan in sothwest asia
is afghanistan in iraq
is afghanistan in africa
is afghanistan in the winter olympics
is afghanistan in central asia
is afghanistan in southeast asia
is afghanistan in asia or europe

I would be less frightened by this question if I did not trace the IP address back to the White House.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2015 5:41 pm 
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July 14th

is africa
is africa a country
is africa a continent
is african american hyphenated
is african mango safe
is african mango a scam
is africa a third world country
is african a language
is african american a race
is africa an island
is africa the largest continent

Dammit, W! If you are going to use the internets to do research, use Wikipedia! (And by the way, for those of you who don't have maps, a Beauty Pageant Debacle Queen told me that the answer is: such as, Africa is the tiny country in The Iraq and such).

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2015 5:43 pm 
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July 15th

is bp
is bp an american company
is bp insured
is bp a good buy
is bp a buy
is bp dividend safe
is bp gas better
is bp responisble
is bp gas good
is bp to blame
is bp a good stock

In a Gallup poll of 1,000 Louisiana Gulf Coast pelicans, 98 percent said "No," and 2 percent were unable to respond to the poll taker since their mouths were glued shut by tar balls.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2015 5:45 pm 
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July 16th

is bul
is bully beatdown real
is bully beatdown staged
is bull sperm in red bull
is bulova a good watch
is bulgur gluten free
is bullying illegal
is bulova a good brand
is bullying a crime
is bulgar wheat gluten free
is bull riding cruel

Red Bull is expensive because matadors charge an arm and a leg and a ball for those precious drops of bull semen. Next time you need an energy burst, remember that you would get a bigger, cheaper adrenaline rush if you collected bull sperm yourself.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2015 5:51 pm 
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July 17th

is chuca
is chicago illinois located on a bay
is chicago a good place to live
is chicago a state
is chicago central time
is chicago is not chicago
is chicago is not chicago lyrics
is chicago dangerous
is chicago a state or city
is chicago safe
is chicago airport closed

Neither. Chicago is a town. My kind of town, Chicago is.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2015 5:53 pm 
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July 18th/19th

is god mad
is god mad at me
is god made up
is god mad at us
is god mad at the world
is god made of soap
is god mad at me when i sin
is god mad
is god made of atoms
is god mad at haiti
is god made of matter

According to Proctor and Gamble's website: "Ivory Soap floats in water and is 99 and 44/100% pure." Jesus also could walk on water and was pretty pure. And when you cavort with lepers and prostitutes, you are glad to be made of straight lye.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 9:08 am 
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July 20th

is it wrong to sleep with
is it wrong to sleep with your sister
is it wrong to sleep with your cousin
is it wrong to sleep with your dog
is it wrong to sleep with your brother
is it wrong to sleep with your dad
is it wrong to sleep with your mom
is it wrong to sleep with your aunt
is it wrong to sleep with a married woman
is it wrong to sleep with your second cousin
is it wrong to sleep with your step brother

Is it wrong to sleep with your sister? Your brother? Your cousin? Your dad? Your mom? Your aunt? Your dog?? I am going to ask Google to reprogram their algorithm so that "Is it weird that I have serious psychological issues" is included in the results here.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2015 9:26 am 
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July 21st

is it bad to e
is it bad to eat late at night
is it bad to eat before bed
is it bad to eat too much fish
is it bad to eat boogers
is it bad to eat after working out
is it bad to exercise when you have a cold
is it bad to eat eggs everyday
is it bad to eat at night
is it bad to eat raw cookie dough
is it bad to eat snow

If you are four years old, your mother has to tell you it is bad to eat boogers. If you are old enough that you can type six words correctly, you should not have to ask you mother, Google, or anybody else if it is bad.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 22, 2015 9:36 am 
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July 22nd

is it bad to
is ti bad to crack your knuckles
is it bad to sleep with a bra on
is it bad to crack your back
is it bad to wash your hair everyday
is it bad to manually force poop out of your body
is it bad to crack your neck
is it bad to swallow gum
is it bad to eat late at night
is it bad to run everyday
is it bad to drink too much water

I can see the infomercial: "Tired of shoving your hand up your ass to man handle those stubborn turds? Now, there's Colon Poop Scoop! But wait, there's more! We'll throw in the Popeil Pocket Catheter Kit for free! Never manually urinate again!"

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July 23rd

is it be
is it better to quit or be fired
is it better to be spit on or urinated on
is it bedtime yet
is it better to buy or rent
is it better to be feared or loved
is it better to pay off mortgage
is it better to pop a blister
is it better to have loved and lost
is it better to workout in the morning
is it because i'm black

It is better to wear a full body condom if you are going to be around the sick !#%$ who Woogled this.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 3:14 pm 
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July 24th

is it ga
is it gage or gauge
is it gas or a heart
is it gas or am i pregnant
is it gas or the baby moving
is it gandhi or ghandi
is it gaga or gaga
is it gas or appendicitis
is it ganesh or ganesha
is it gambia or the gambia
is it game over for the console

To the gods of Google: Please tell me, is it gas or am I pregnant? I hate it when I can't tell whether I'm spawning new life, in the throes of death...or maybe it was just that Mexican food I had for lunch?

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July 25th/26th

is it gross to c
is it gross to change your tampon in class

Only if you are a guy.

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