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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 9:40 pm 
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Atone for your unsavory deeds, whatever they may be and how !#%$ up they are.

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I once wore panties for an entire day.

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The only reason I got Pikmin 1 was so I could unlock a trophy in Melee and 100% that game. I thought Pikmin looked stupid. Words were very well eaten that day...

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I one time went outside my house naked just to tell my mother, on the phone, how many potatos we have in the house.


I could not be makin' this up.


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I one time went outside my house naked just to tell my mother, on the phone, how many potatos we have in the house.


I could not be makin' this up.

This is the most incredible thing I have ever read.

I'd post a confession, but I already did that !#%$ years ago.


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i'm awesome


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I have a one-sided crush on one of my best friends. Not one of those cute bromance !#%$ things, I mean I have the hots for him. He's also about as straight as a 2x4, and I'm pretty sure I'd just compromise our friendship if I told him about it.

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It tastes bitter and unsavory and smells like salty coins and milk. It also leaves a weird, mucousy aftertaste.

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I still have a hard copy of Pokemon Snap that I continue to play to this day.


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I tried the ice cube thing.

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Despite a good amount of my porn being Touhou, I have never played a Touhou game.

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Back in Elementary-Middle school my friends, the grade always lower us and I got into a !#%$ ton of fights during recess to the point of where the principal and vice principal labeled us as brawlers and we may have ruined the school's reputation. We even actually started a 'brawl' thing and even though it could very painful and we got the entire grade in trouble, we do not regret a single second of it

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During the summer before my Junor year of high school, my mom wanted me to complete an Algebra 1 course that involved a DVD series she had bought. It was on my own time and I was supposed to do it on my own, but I completely ignored it almost the entire summer, doing a few lessons here and there. Eventually the cat was out of the bag and she was naturally angry about this, and I felt bad but there was nothing we could do about it, so I took an Algebra co-op class the following year. As a result, I never took Algebra 2, although I'm lead to believe the course I took was advanced enough for me to skip it anyway.

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I am prejudice against mentally impared people. I'm ashamed and embarassed that I am, but I can't repress the thoughts no matter how hard I try. My only solace is that I don't say anything out loud.

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I'm completely incapable of ovulation.

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I'm completely incapable of ovulation.

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Most of us can't.

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DoM wrote:
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I'm completely incapable of ovulation.

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Most of us can't.

DON'T LIE TO ME MAN I CAN TAKE IT

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Bacon Supreme wrote:
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I'm completely incapable of ovulation.

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Most of us can't.

DON'T LIE TO ME MAN I CAN TAKE IT

it's a complete sausagefest now that mamma peach is gone
so technically none of us can

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if you miss mamma peach for that reason you have a problem

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Mecha wrote:
if you miss mamma peach for that reason you have a problem

i never implied that i missed her

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if you miss mamma peach for that reason you have a problem

i never implied that i missed her

okay jeez dom no need to get defensive

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I have a tendency to get overly defensive.

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I was almost arrested once.

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I was almost arrested once.


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I secretly want to know why

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I was almost arrested once.

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I was the cop.

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I have only told one person in real life that I am a lolicon.

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'wow thats !#%$ up, why the !#%$ would you ever admit that'

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Every day I make sure to down a little more cough syrup. No matter how much my bladder is !#%$ raw at this point. I !#%$ just want to die. God. I am probably going to puke a bit (so much menthol), but I found a warm house tonight. And there was a bottle of Listerine, and I’m like, !#%$ party time.


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I sometimes feel like an outcast for having very obscure interests. It's made better by the fact that I've got lots of metalheads to talk to at school, though.

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I keep getting the sad panda when I go there. I don't know how to make it go away.

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I used to hate Zelda because it was popular. I was unintentionally hipster!

Playing OOT for the first time changed that attitude though.

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For some reason, I have a weird thing for animu girls using Wacom tablets

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!#%$ you, you just made me go back.

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funny thing is this actually applies to the whole forum

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I don't know how to use a lighter.

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When i was eight I had have a crush on Goku

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It is years later and I still have crush on goku

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I cried, yes, honest to God tears welling up cried after I read the Nester & Max comic strip at the end of Nintendo Power 285. The Last Issue.

It is stupid and childish to feel so sad over a magazine that you haven't read since you were a child, but that's exactly it. Reading Nintendo Power made me feel like that child again who would read through those issues with absolute delight since, well, the Internet certainly wasn't what it was back in the 1990s, let me tell you.

After seeing through that final one, reading the memories and then that final shot where Nester turns off the lights to his Nintendo Power office before going off to play New Super Mario Bros. U with his son Max...I had to let it all out.

Another piece of my childhood is no longer really apart of me anymore. An it just feels so dang depressing even though the strip explicitly told me not to feel down about it at all and to think of it more like completing a game to its fullest. I can always read again.

...In fact, I may just do that. I still have several issues from childhood (though not in very good condition, admittedly, except for the later ones).

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On my birthday, I tend to fap and time it so that my orgasm occurs on the exact time I was born.

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I think I accidentally helped someone write erotic MLP fanfiction.

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at least you're making friends?

I think?

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I can't sleep without hugging my pillow.

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I very recently drove my best friend away on accident....

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I'll confess, I was expecting more stupid !#%$ confessions from you guys today of all days.

You've let me down.

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!#%$, you're right. Let me try.

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ABLOOHOOHOO I'M SO ALOOOOONE, I TRAVEL AROUND AND TALK TO SO MANY PEOPLE, LET ME TELL YOU, I DON'T KNOW WHY I HAVEN'T GOTTEN SUPER-LAID THRICE OVER, IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE TO ME, ABLOOHOOHOOOOOOO, IT'S NOT FAAAAIR


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No way. I've got this.

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Elby wrote:
!#%$, you're right. Let me try.

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ABLOOHOOHOO I'M SO ALOOOOONE, I TRAVEL AROUND AND TALK TO SO MANY PEOPLE, LET ME TELL YOU, I DON'T KNOW WHY I HAVEN'T GOTTEN SUPER-LAID THRICE OVER, IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE TO ME, ABLOOHOOHOOOOOOO, IT'S NOT FAAAAIR


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I KNOW YOUR PAIN. I SWAG UP TO GIRLS WITH MY FEDORA AND TRENCHCOAT AND THEY JUST WONT TALK TO ME. IT CANT BE BECAUSE OVERWEIGHT AND UNSHAVEN. AND IT CANT BE MY CLOTHING BECAUSE IM JUST TOO STYLIN'

PERHAPS NEXT TIME I WILL SHOW THEM MY KATANA

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I'll confess, I was expecting more stupid !#%$ confessions from you guys today of all days.

You've let me down.

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I will have Dominos for the first time since their change tonight.

HELL YEA BABY

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I will have Dominos for the first time since their change tonight.

HELL YEA BABY

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they stopped making the crust all garlicy and !#%$
i !#%$ loved that crust

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I still think Domino's is total !#%$. Especially compared to PIZZA HUT =3

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Pizza Hut's cheese stuffed crust is amazing.

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I still need to try Chicago-style pizza.

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I still think Domino's is total !#%$. Especially compared to PIZZA HUT =3

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pizza hut is too !#%$ greasy and makes me feel disgusting afterwards

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I still think Domino's is total !#%$. Especially compared to PIZZA HUT =3

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pizza hut is too !#%$ greasy and makes me feel disgusting afterwards
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shut up your taste is unsavory

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i completely blew my chances with one chick by out spaghetti-ing her
and she was quite the spaghettimancer

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i completely blew my chances with one chick by out spaghetti-ing her
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next time you should show her your katana

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next time you should show her your katana

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I don't own one. My brother does, but he only takes it out with him when he goes out for a cigarette alone at night.

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okay no holy !#%$ what?


!#%$ all of you let me show you how a true confession goes down

i confess that for the past several years, I have not celebrated this holiday for specific reasons, several of which i will probably never divulge. not a single one of you would care anyway.

but when i did celebrate it, i CELEBRATED it

the first time i ever celebrated valentines day, i was at a bar (underage) and was massively drunk. my friend (underage) had managed to get his keys back, and we drove up to !#%$ LAS VEGAS (9 HOUR DRIVE) in a drunken stupor, got with a group of ladies that had rented a suite, and had a party the entire weekend. I made $4000 and then blew it all, had sex with people who looked like supermodels, etc. it was !#%$ fantastic.

next year, me and three chicks hung out in a hotel room all night.

hell, i went to England over one valentine's week. I don't remember the trip for the most part, i was so drunk. there are pictures though. and i had a wallet full of euros and pounds when i sobered up.

its just, depressing when you hear people say "uhhh i dont have a girlfriend!!! i cant celebrate valentines day weh let me cry on facebook and then watch my animes" just go out and FIND someone. chances are, especially today, there are stupid amounts of people looking for a relationship

or a quick !#%$

~shrug~

now if you'll excuse me im going to whine about gas prices and send a letter to the editor because i've already done everything life has for me and im old now

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okay no holy !#%$ what?


!#%$ all of you let me show you how a true confession goes down

i confess that for the past several years, I have not celebrated this holiday for specific reasons, several of which i will probably never divulge. not a single one of you would care anyway.

but when i did celebrate it, i CELEBRATED it

the first time i ever celebrated valentines day, i was at a bar (underage) and was massively drunk. my friend (underage) had managed to get his keys back, and we drove up to !#%$ LAS VEGAS (9 HOUR DRIVE) in a drunken stupor, got with a group of ladies that had rented a suite, and had a party the entire weekend. I made $4000 and then blew it all, had sex with people who looked like supermodels, etc. it was !#%$ fantastic.

next year, me and three chicks hung out in a hotel room all night.

hell, i went to England over one valentine's week. I don't remember the trip for the most part, i was so drunk. there are pictures though. and i had a wallet full of euros and pounds when i sobered up.

its just, depressing when you hear people say "uhhh i dont have a girlfriend!!! i cant celebrate valentines day weh let me cry on facebook and then watch my animes" just go out and FIND someone. chances are, especially today, there are stupid amounts of people looking for a relationship

or a quick !#%$

~shrug~

now if you'll excuse me im going to whine about gas prices and send a letter to the editor because i've already done everything life has for me and im old now

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mecha none of that was about pizza

get out

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mecha none of that was about pizza

get out

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Whenever this Vonage commercial comes on, the instant that Indian guy says "bill," I always yell "!#%$." Because this comes on so often, I do this almost subconsciously.

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I can see why...

That's a pretty terrible ad.

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this to all my enemies seein me gettin guap right now

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I think toe socks are evil.
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you trippin'. toe shoes are a !#%$ godsend


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i own toe shoes

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i own toe shoes

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you are worse than hitler

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I agree with DoM on this one. They're ugly.

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Joining the bandwagon because holy !#%$ those things look awful. I don't know whose idea it was but they're dumb.

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I imagine they're comfortable, so, yo, who gives a !#%$.


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STOP WHINING ABOUT !#%$ THAT ISNT ON YOUR FEET YOU SHOULDN'T BE LOOKING AT OTHER PEOPLES FEET THEIR FACE ISNT DOWN THERE


SHUT THE !#%$ UP


NO ONE CARES

MY CONFESSION IS I HATE ALL OF YOU

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Good job mecha, you've once again 100% identified what exactly is going on in the situation.

You're our greatest asset.

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Good job mecha, you've once again 100% identified what exactly is going on in the situation.

You're our greatest asset.

hey get owned no one asked you your a nerd

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Whenever I go into a restaurant that is Zagat rated, I always misread it as Sagat rated.

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My confession is that I'm actually the best.

Sorry you had to find out this way.

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Raxy wrote:
My confession is that I'm actually the best.

Sorry you had to find out this way.

Damn.
I always had a feeling, though.


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But wait, are you the very best that never was?

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No.

I always was, am, anD WILL BE

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my confession is im the worst

i dont give a !#%$, good job you found out

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when i was youngert i submitted a patch to linux-libre that was just the kernel itself ( i did not know what was going on with computers) :lol: :lol:

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Sometimes...I wish I had control over certain threads on the Entertainment Board like I used to.

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