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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 5:23 pm 
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Attempt to seduce the monster.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 5:27 pm 
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You attempt to seduce the creature with your charming good looks. It doesn't work.


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 5:32 pm 
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>Ask the monster how he got stuck here

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He's back and slower than ever.


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 5:36 pm 
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You ask the creature how it got here. It doesn't appear to want to explain the answer behind that.


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 5:36 pm 
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Ask the creature on your head how you look.

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"See, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. When the chips are down, these civilized people, they'll eat each other. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve."


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 5:39 pm 
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Location: :33 < MY SHIPS ARE PURRFECT, PAWLESS, WITHOUT P33R
now the undies

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 5:42 pm 
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You ask the hair monster how you are looking. It gives you a thumbs up in approval.


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 5:43 pm 
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>Engage the creature in an epic battle of Rock Paper Scissors

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 5:49 pm 
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Shredderman8160 wrote:
>Engage the creature in an epic battle of Rock Paper Scissors

to the death

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 6:02 pm 
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You consider the removal of your underwear.

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NO NO NO!!! You simply cannot! You have never been naked in front of somebody before!

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Instead you ask if it wants to play with rocks, paper, or scissors.

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To death.

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The creature tries to explain to you that death does not apply to it in the same way that it would a mortal. You have no idea what it is actually saying.

Also you are immortal. Dumbo.


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 6:03 pm 
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Ask your hair what is wrong with the creature.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 6:05 pm 
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>Put clothes back on so that the creature feels more comfortable around you.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 6:05 pm 
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>Ask you hair about what you should do today

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He's back and slower than ever.


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 6:54 pm 
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Sacrifice hair to the creature

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 9:35 pm 
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>be the tsundere


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