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>Throw robe into the fire and reveal yourself to the audience.

>allocate SCRYING ORB into your STRIFE SPECIBUS

> Walk out of the cave to see your extensive mountain collection.

>Ignore all silly suggestion and get on some srs biznasty.

Edited my suggestion cause I sort of had a case of "I accidentally a coke bottle".

((OOC: Flash to Gif conversion raped quality. Sorry. Dunno what I did wrong.))

> Be the Obtruse Officer
>Do something generally considered socially unacceptable, BECAUSE YOU CAN. HERMIT POWER.



You begin mocking the Obtuse Officer BECAUSE YOU CAN.

>What? Hermit? That can't be right. Look at all the friends you have! (Delusion time!)



Hermit? You're not a hermit. You have your DELUSION BUDDIES: Sunny, Lune, Cermit the Mutant, and Dis Pear.

>allocate SCRYING ORB into your STRIFE SPECIBUS
>Ignore all silly suggestion and get on some srs biznasty.



While you don't have a Strife Specibus, you put your SCRYING ORB into your KNAPSACK. You put your OFFICER BADGE in there too as you wouldn't want to be caught mocking him.

Too late! The officer saw you mock him! Kick him in the nuts and teleport away!

I was going to mention this next update, but since no one is suggesting, I'll just say it now: This isn't possible because the officer is considerably far away, you were in a cave, and also you can't teleport.

>Ride delusions like a bobsled down the mountain.

Eat the pear, ride the moon like a seesaw with the green dude, and then try to combine the sun with your scrying orb.

>Ride delusions like a bobsled down the mountain.



You reach the bottom of the mountain.

> Seppuku

> Perform seppuku with your trusty HEALING SHIV.

Swing from noose to noose like Tarzan on a vine.

>Swing from noose to noose like Tarzan on a vine.



You grab a noose, presumably to swing on like a vine.



But then a robot falls out! It was trying to tie the noose to the tree. Robots come out here to hang themselves all the time. Lacking a neck is kind of a setback.

And so is lacking the need to breath.