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PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2012 1:20 am 
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Nyo More Bacon

Like an earthquake, the house shook and the morning light shone down into Bobby’s room. Not being a morning person, he slept though it until a mechanical voice boomed, “Wake Up Bobby, I Am Back.” Hearing this familiar voice he opened his eyes to see the roof of his room completely destroyed, and a large mechanical hand with its palm open awaiting for him to walk on to it. “Oh Destroyatron,” Bobby said, “I’ve missed you since you left for the draft!” He got onto the hand and it lifted him to the face of a giant robot with a person-like figure. “Will You Keep Your Promise Even Though Our Love Is Forbidden By The New Robot Overlords?” asked Destroyatron. Bobby hugged the large face of the robot, standing on its shoulder, “Oh Destroyatron, I d-“

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Ooof! It felt like some sort of large animal had pounced onto his stomach and was now pinning down his shoulders. Before he had a second to ponder what it was a loud voice yelled, “Bobby-chan wake up nyaaaaa!” He opened his eyes to see a young girl on top of him with bright blue hair and a sailor outfit from one his Japanese Animes. God damn it all. Was the only thing going though his mind at this point. He pushed her off of him and sat up. She stared at him with wide, teary eyes, “Oweeee why did Bobby-chan hurt Mimi-tan like that,” Bobby pulled the sheet over his head and buried his face into his pillow. This can’t be happening. A voice called through the door, “Get up, I’m making bacon.” He got out of bed again seduced by the promise of succulent bacon and looked at the floor. The girl was still there. What the hell. He figured that he should try and figure out what this thing was, “Who are you?” He started out with a bored monotone in his voice. “Mimi-tan is Mimi-tan!” She answered, unhelpfully. “Why are you here?” He asked, now slightly annoyed. “Nyaaaaan Mimi-tan needed a place to stay! And then Mimi-tan heard a wounded angel crying in the night so Mimi-tan being the kawaii moe girl that Mimi-tan is decided to help it nya.” That was singing damn it. He got up and walked downstairs to the bacon. Maybe if he ignored the thing it would go away.

He reached the kitchen only to see Mimi-tan eating with his family. How did she…? She didn’t even follow me! “Welp, I’m going somewhere else to find bacon.” He walked out possibly hearing the vaguest “Okay, have fun!” behind him. He walked outside his house on to the streets of Oklahoma City, the capital of the grand nation of Oklahoma. He glanced around the area before he spotted what he was looking for, a bacon vendor who strangely had a vacuum cleaner following it. The cart only had a few people around it so he rushed up to it, pulling out his wallet. “How much does bacon cost here?” Bobby asked the chef. He began, “Well,” but was abruptly interrupted by the sound of a vacuum cleaner engine. All of the bacon flew into a vacuum cleaner strapped to the back of a girl younger than Mimi. “Nyahaha! The bacon belongs to me, Windigesache-tan!” she said. “Nyou fiend-tan desu!” What that doesn’t even make sense. Mimi stood beside Bobby now with her fist clenched. How does she do that? “Quick Bobby-chan,” How does she even know my name? “Become my partnyar OwO!” Did I die? “That’s the onyaly way we can win!” Is this hell? “Sure, whatever.” He said distastefully. She launched at his face, resulting in what one might call a ‘kiss.’ Glowy magic stuff then happened around them, but he just ignored it because he wants that god damn bacon. “Okay now wh-“ He noticed the girls outfit changed entirely. “Kawaii Friendship Maker!” she shouted as a ball of light formed in her hands and turned into a large beam. Windigesache dropped to the ground defeated. Bobby rushed to the vacuum cleaner and opened it. “My precious bacon.” He weeped while cradling the black strips in his hand as they crumbled before him.

“All gone.” He turned to Mimi glaring. She seemed to be having tea with Windigesache. Didn’t she just die or something? He didn’t think on it much longer as he ran over to Mimi and began to choke her. He let go briefly after he tried as he felt an invisible grip around his neck. “Nyah! Bobby-chan can’t hurt Mimi-tan. We’re partnyars. OwO”

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2012 1:36 am 
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I need to write more of that sometime

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2012 1:42 am 
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2012 1:49 am 
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NYOOOOOOOOOO more bacon

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2012 8:40 am 
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Mecha wrote:
Elby wrote:
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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NYOOOOOOOOOO more bacon


No more heroes.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2012 1:05 pm 
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DoM wrote:
Mecha wrote:
NYOOOOOOOOOO more bacon


No more heroes.

Yes that is the joke, good job DoM!
I doubt anyone would have understood the joke without your help.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:44 pm 
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Mecha wrote:
DoM wrote:
Mecha wrote:
NYOOOOOOOOOO more bacon


No more heroes.

Yes that is the joke, good job DoM!
I doubt anyone would have understood the joke without your help.

No more fun.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2012 4:38 pm 
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No more fun.

no fun allowed

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Mecha wrote:
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No more fun.

no fun allowed

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 1:11 am 
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i have began work on part 2

i cant promise i wont get mad and scrap it though

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 3:56 pm 
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where is part two i was promised part 2

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im still working on it

im considering watching bad anime for inspiration

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rax


rax please


im still waiting for part two rax


i need it

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Patience is a virtue Mecha.

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