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PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 11:59 pm 
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hes gay he sent me:
System.out.println("EAT A DIKK");

on msn and he didnt evenm apologise

this is very strange to be in my clipboard as I did not ever receive this message??
also gay people are not bad

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 7:34 pm 
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i'll stop stretching pages when [timg] tags are added


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Or the good ol' Spoiler tag can do a pretty good job with that.


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"See, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. When the chips are down, these civilized people, they'll eat each other. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve."


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stretching too much longways, bro


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titties for kitties

Sounds like a charity that B-Man would start.

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I arrive at my basement, my headquarters, my home too late: even my google chrome search betrays me, spewing the rancid syllables of the Cthulhu mythos instead of 'hot lesbian porn teens'. Reality shudders as the Old Ones become manifest: the anime cartoon girls adorning my filth-encrusted walls now gyrate within their ripped poster confines. They mockingly beckon me, but I know it is a lie; for no woman in this world has ever approached me in a friendly manner. Or has even acknowledged my presence: for am I not above them, with my katana and fedora? My intricate, nay, intimate knowledge of how to deal with a zombie apocalypse? They sealed their fates long ago when they shunned me and my wisdom.

An un-opened, giant-size bag of Cheetos puffs catches my gaze. Dare I open it? It could be valuable barter in the times to come...

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How long has it been? Hours? Days? Mere seconds? Time has no meaning now. The sky is a uniform, pulsating red and black nightmare, like looking at a dying sun from inside a vast, malignant cataract.

The news reporters on the television have stopped screaming; they have been replaced by writhing, feather-adorned things, neither snake, nor bird, nor dinosaur, nor man. Their telepathic shrieking, demanding the still-beating hearts of athletes and warriors who are pure of heart drown out all else. It is a siren's call, compelling mankind to dash itself upon the rocks only to be feasted upon by these horrific things from the outside. But! Have they not been mentioned in the days of yore, and how they were defeated? Of course!

I clutch my precious bag of Cheetos betwixt my heavily-perspiring man-bosoms in clammy fear. But I know what must be done. I am not afraid of death.

My katana will serve man well.


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troy: ?
AnDrEw: he was tlaking about
AnDrEw: left 4 dead
AnDrEw: are u dumb
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