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PostPosted: Sun Sep 20, 2015 11:37 pm 
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September 16th

the bed
the bedford reader 10th edition
the bedroom store
the bedford incident
the bedford reader 9th edition
the bedwetting store
the bedford handbook
the bed is undefiled
the bed restaurant in miami
the bed is on fire with passion and love
the bedford reader

Sick of dry sheets and clean PJs? Tired of bragging friends with kids who piss themselves nightly? Be sick and tired no more, come to the bedwetting store! Products to help tots urinate freely all night, so you can clean domestic Port-o-Potties all day!

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 20, 2015 11:40 pm 
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September 17th

obama was born
obama was born in kenya
obama was born in
obama was born in the darkest depths of mordor
obama was born in kenya proof positive
obama was born in mordor
obama was born in africa
obama was born in hawaii in 1961
obama was born in the us
obama was born in canada
obama was born in america

These "birthers" will never give up, even since the Prez produced his birth certificate. Sure, it is strange that the document shows hi father's name as Frodo and his mother is listed only as Samwise, but that means nothing to Middle Earth America.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 20, 2015 11:43 pm 
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September 18th

obamacare is y
obamacare is your springtime for hitler
obamacare is unconstitutional yahoo
obamacare yahoo answers
obamacare youtube
obamacare young adults
obamacare youtube people
obamacare young people
obamacare yes or no
obamacare yearly cost
obamacare yahoo news

As if a website that does not work for a plan that can't work isn't bad enough, now people want to equate the national insurance plan with a Nazi season. I doubt this is what Congress intended.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 20, 2015 11:45 pm 
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September 19th/20th

why do midg
why do midgets laugh when they run
why do midgets
why do midgets have big heads
why do midgets die early
why do midgets look the same
why do midgets have big foreheads
why do midgets waddle
why do midgets giggle when they run
why do midgets have night vision
why do midgets bite me

Why do midgets giggle when they run? Honest answer to this Whoogle, I have no idea why midgets giggle when they run. I know that I giggle when there are midgets running amok simply because it looks ridiculously funny.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 20, 2015 11:47 pm 
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September 21st

my cat ate a t
my cat ate a toad
my cat ate a twist tie
my cat ate a tomato
my cat ate a tylenol
my cat ate a tylenol pill
my cat ate a tylenol what do i do
my cat ate a tick
my cat ate a thread
my cat ate a tum
my cat ate a tapeworm

Given that your precious feline also chomped down on a toy, a toothpick, a toad, and a twist tie, throwing in an antacid is likely the best thing that could have happened.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 9:42 pm 
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The Great B-Man wrote:
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why do midg
why do midgets bite me

Do you constantly refer to them as a separate species? If so, you may have unwittingly earned their canine's undivided attention.

I'm bad at this.


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 8:11 am 
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September 22nd

pickles are
pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil
pickles are cucumbers
pickles are good for you
pickles are
pickles are gross
pickles are destroying my life
pickles are good for
pickles are made from
pickles are made from cucumbers
pickles are vegetables

I love it when a recipe requires going to Whole Paycheck and asking the trendy, well-groomed produce manager where I can purchase an overpriced "jar of evil" so I can make my own marinated snacks from my botanical garden.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 23, 2015 3:55 pm 
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September 23rd

is there an o
is there an owl on the one dollar bill
is there an official language in the united states
is there an over the counter medicine for pink eye
is there an over the counter medicine for uti
is there an online pokemon game
is there an old zealand
is there an official eclipse trailer
is there an outback steakhouse in australia
is there an online sims game
is there an online game like the sims

Yes, the GPS I bought at the flea market for $9.95 tells me it is right between Old Hampshire and Old Jersey.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 23, 2015 5:20 pm 
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Like New York's namesake being just known as "York" in England, New Zealand's namesake would likely not include any "New" or "Old" in the title.

In fact, it's even spelled slightly differently.


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2015 6:40 am 
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September 24th

midgets
midgets vs mascots
midgets for hire
midgets minnies
midgets vs dwarfs
midgets for sale
midgets fight lion
midgets vs mascots trailer
midgets vs mascots wiki
midgets fighting
midgets and moonpies

I personally prefer the taste of Moonpies to midgets. Moonpies have that mallowy goodness inside. Midgets taste just like they smell... like cabbage. Although the next time I am going to a potluck, I may try out my new Midget Slaw recipe.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 26, 2015 9:55 am 
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September 25th

poop f
poop facts
poop floats
poop freeze
poop from there
poop floating or sinking
poop floating
poop floats dr oz
poop face
poop for sale
poop font

Any bidders? Shop around and compare! Lower prices than eBay! And, for you nice lady, we will throw in a free colostomy bag so you can carry your !#%$ home without fear of breakage.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 26, 2015 9:57 am 
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September 26th-27th

when did i stop being b
when did i stop being barbie and become mrs potato head
when did i stop being barbie
when did i stop being barbie book

Three words. Your wedding day. At least that's what Ken/Mr. Potato Head is telling all of his buddies at the bar right now, while he alternates between ripping on your shoddy cooking skills and ruing the fact that he has not been laid in over two months.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 11:44 am 
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September 28th

pre

preakness stakes 2010
pregnancy week by week
preakness
pregnancy calculator
prednisone
precious
pregnancy symptoms
pregnancy
prednisone side effects
pregnancy pact

Hewlett Packard's finest invention: 1 !#%$ + 1 !#%$ + 1,000,000 sperm - 1 birth control device = 1 fetus.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2015 4:22 pm 
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September 29th

russians c
russians cut apart and reassemble dogs
russians claim "indisputable proof" of yeti
russians culture
russians climb bridge
russians chords
russians coming to america
russians chicago
russians controlling weather
russians coney island
russians claim proof of yeti

I hate when Boris and Natasha have broken into my home and left reassembly stitches on Rover's little paws. The superglue is hard to get out of the shag rug, but at least his urethra is reattached and he is still housetrained post-Rooskie treatment.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2015 4:24 pm 
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September 30th

santa claus is go
santa claus is going straight to the ghetto
santa claus is coming to town lyrics
santa claus is coming to town
santa claus is coming to town movie
santa claus is coming to town chords
santa claus is coming to town justin bieber
santa claus is coming to town bruce springsteen
santa claus is coming to town sheet music
santa claus is coming to town justin bieber lyrics
santa claus is coming to town soundtrack

Despite the fact that "Santa Baby" does not rap his anthems while Blitzen beatboxes, his "Ho, Ho, Ho!" cries are sometimes misunderstood, causing the neighborhood pimps to think he is trying to move in on their business.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2015 4:26 pm 
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October 1st

my cat ate a w
my cat ate a wasp
my cat ate a whole watermelon
my cat ate a worm
my cat ate a whole mouse
my cat ate a wishbone
my cat ate a fly what do i do

A whole watermelon? You must be using the term "cat" very loosely. Check with your state Department of Pets, but I am pretty sure having a lion at your home is illegal.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2015 4:28 pm 
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October 2nd

satan b
satan bible
satan burger
satan bible verses
satan band
satan bite the dust
satan bite the dust lyrics
satan beer
satan before the fall
satan being cast out of heaven
satan bug

Sometimes you can't resist the temptation and have to go to McDevils to order one of those bad boys. But, I hate those ads where the evil clown Lonnie McLucifer tries to convince children to order an Unhappy Meal just to get the cheap toy pitchfork.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2015 4:29 pm 
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October 3rd/4th

why is there a dea
why is there a dead
why is there a death penalty
why is there a dead zone in the gulf of mexico
why is there a dead pakistani on my couch yahoo
why is there a death tax
why is there a dead pakistani on my couch
why is there a dead pakistani on my couch google
why is there a dead pakistani on my couch wiki
why is there a dead pakistani on my couch origin
why is there a dead pakistani on my couch yahoo answers

Easy one here. Because your crawl space was already full.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2015 6:43 pm 
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October 1st

my cat ate a w
my cat a fly what do i do

Enunciate!


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2015 10:09 am 
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October 5th

scientologists are e
scientologists are evil
are scientologists exempt from obamacare
scientologists eat placenta
scientologists east grinstead
scientologists e meter
scientologists edinburgh
scientologists exposed
scientologists end of world
scientologists eat afterbirth
are scientologists tax exempt

Somehow, eating placenta does not seem strange for a "religion" based on aliens from outer space being dropped out of DC-10s into volcanoes.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 2:24 pm 
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October 6th

seme
semester at sea
semen-based recipes
semester grade calculator
semester
semenya
semester hours
seme uke quiz
semele
seme uke
semester exam calculator

Hey, don't knock it until you try it. The addition of protein never hurts and most foods are not salted enough anyway.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 2:27 pm 
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October 7th

sometimes i wonder
sometimes i wonder lyrics
sometimes i wonder why is that frisbee getting bigger and then it hit me
sometimes i wonder quotes
sometimes i wonder how i keep from going under
sometimes i wonder who i am
sometimes i wonder who you'd be today lyrics
sometimes i wonder where i've been
sometimes i wonder why you even love me
sometimes i wonder why
sometimes i wonder goodfellas

In order to avoid expensive litigation, Wham-O needs to add a warning label that reads: Attention uncoordinated pothead. The plastic disc your stoner buddy hurled at you may be closer than it appears.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 2:31 pm 
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October 8th

stalkers a
stalkers anthem
stalkers and their victims
stalkers are back
stalkers and facebook
stalkers app on facebook
stalkers assassins creed revelations
stalkers and social networking
stalkers are op
stalkers at work
stalkers anonymous

How do the meetings work? Do they converge in a church basement to fess up to their penchant for binoculars? Or does everybody sit in strategically located trees and peer through the curtains and in a creepy whisper admit that they are an addict?

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 2:34 pm 
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October 9th

thank god for s
thank god for scoliosis
thank god for small favors
thank god for small miracles archer
thank god for science
thank god for small miracles
thank god for saturday lyrics
thank god for slavery
thank god for small mercies
thank god for sentinel
thank god for sisters

Google has provided suggestion of things to be thankful for that you wouldn't want to overlook as you sit at the table with family you hate. Satan. Slavery and Scoliosis, without which Quasimodo (and Two and a Half Men) might never be famous.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 2:36 pm 
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October 10th/11th

why am i so
why am i so tired
why am i so ugly
why am i so gassy
why am i so angry
why am i so fat
why am i so lazy
why am i so hungry
why am i so sad
why am i so depressed
why am i so itchy

I know what you are thinking. Why can't I meet the super hot guy or girl who asked Google these questions? Who doesn't want to get to know this tired, ugly, fat, angry, hungry, lazy, sad, farting prize?

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