Dashed Expectations

We work and drive little
It is currently Tue Sep 24, 2019 4:54 am

All times are UTC - 5 hours [ DST ]




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 318 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13  Next
Author Message
PostPosted: Tue Jul 28, 2015 12:25 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:32 pm
Posts: 3711
Location: Lively Town
July 27th

is it illegal to fo
is it illegal to follow someone
is it illegal to follow someone in a car
is it illegal to forge a signature
is it illegal to follow a cop
is it illegal to forward an email
is it illegal to forge a doctor's note
is it illegal to follow an ambulance

Next time you forward cute pictures of fuzzy animals with a warning at the end that I must immediately send it to 500 people or I will die, I will be filing a police report asking that you be punished to the maximum extent allowed by law.

_________________


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Tue Jul 28, 2015 12:27 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:32 pm
Posts: 3711
Location: Lively Town
July 28th

is it illegal to st
is it illegal to steal wireless internet
is it illegal to stream movies online
is it illegal to stop payment on a check
is it illegal to steal wifi
is it illegal to stream movies
is it illegal to stalk someone
is it illegal to steal street signs
is it illegal to stream tv shows
is it illegal to steal a shopping cart
is it illegal to steal trash

Here's a word of advice. If you are asking if it is "illegal" to steal anything, you obviously were not taught the meaning of the word "steal."

_________________


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Tue Jul 28, 2015 12:54 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Aug 12, 2013 10:54 pm
Posts: 908
The Great B-Man wrote:
is it illegal to steal trash

Hey, they didn't want it!


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2015 8:46 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:32 pm
Posts: 3711
Location: Lively Town
July 29th

is it ok to eat expired
is it ok to eat expired yogurt
is it ok to eat expired eggs
is it ok to eat expired canned food
is it ok to eat expired popcorn
is it ok to eat expired peanut butter
is it ok to eat expired chocolate
is it ok to eat expired vitamins
is it ok to eat expired bread
is it ok to eat expired food
is it ok to eat expired jello

Yes, it is fine. However, you may as well start asking Google, "Why am I projectile vomiting" now.

_________________


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2015 11:53 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Aug 12, 2013 10:54 pm
Posts: 908
Well whaddya know, a Whoogle that summed up all the other suggestions.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2015 9:29 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:32 pm
Posts: 3711
Location: Lively Town
July 30th

is it true that d
is it true that dogs mouths are cleaner than humans
is it true that dogs see in black and white
is it true that demi lovato cuts herself
is it true that daddy yankee burned the mexican flag
is it true that dogs cant eat chocolate
is it true that dna
is it true that daddy long legs are poisonous
is it true that dogs are used as shark bait
is it true that dogs can only see black and white
is it true that dogs can see ghosts

I have always wondered this myself. I went straight to the source and asked Fido. His surprising response? Silence. However, he did slobber on me and then ran off and !#%$ on the carpet, so I am assuming his answer is no.

_________________


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2015 11:38 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:32 pm
Posts: 3711
Location: Lively Town
July 31st

is it true that the o
is it true that the ocean is salty from whale sperm
is it true that the older you get
is it true that the people on the side
is it true that the friends on your facebook profile are the ones
is it true that the friends on your wall
is it true that the friends on your profile view it the most
is it true that the people on your
is it true that the people on your facebook profile

According to noted seaman Jacque-Off Cousteau, this is only part of the reason. While whale sperm accounts for 69% of the ocean's unsavory salty flavor, the remaining 31% comes from the leftovers of sex on the beach.

_________________


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2015 2:09 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:32 pm
Posts: 3711
Location: Lively Town
August 1st/2nd

is it weird to like th
is it weird to like the smell of cigarettes
is it weird to like the taste of blood
is it weird to like the smell of your crotch
is it weird to like the smell of your own farts

We are quite sure the folks at Summer's Eve typed this gem into Google. The reality is there are people who find the smell of tuna fish salad to be pleasant, so anything is possible.

_________________


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2015 8:53 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:32 pm
Posts: 3711
Location: Lively Town
August 3rd

is it weird to be s
is it weird to be single
is it weird to be sexually attracted to numbers
is it weird to be sexually attracted to your cat
is it weird to be shy
is it weird to be sad when a celebrity dies

While certain numbers (69, 69) tend to make people feel randy, I have found that letters and punctuation marks are generally the way into a man's heart, or a woman's pants. Who doesn't get excited when they see an exclamation point next to a capital O?

_________________


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 9:12 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:32 pm
Posts: 3711
Location: Lively Town
August 4th

is it a good idea to microwave a
is it a good idea to microwave an airbag
is it a good idea to microwave an electric blanket
is it a good idea to microwave a large firework
is it a good idea to microwave a bottle rocket
is it a good idea to microwave a microwave
is it a good idea to microwave a match
is it a good idea to microwave an ipod
is it a good idea to microwave an icy penguin
is it a good idea to microwave a television
is it a good idea to microwave a cat

When Tabby goes out in the rain, a good old-fashioned towel drying is too time consuming in today's busy world. Lure Tabby into the microwave, close the door and push the Popcorn setting. You will never have to dry off your feline friend again.

_________________


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 9:14 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:32 pm
Posts: 3711
Location: Lively Town
August 5th

is it wrong to sleep with your step dad
is it wrong to sleep with your step dad after your mom dies
is it wrong to sleep with your step dad after your mother dies
is it wrong to sleep with your step dad after your mom dies wiki

Presumably, sex with your step dad before mom dies is okay. Miss Whoogle Manners gives the following rule: "No, it is not wrong, but you should always wait at least two hours after her heart stops and wear black for the first hour."

_________________


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 11:49 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Aug 12, 2013 10:54 pm
Posts: 908
Again, the number of searches it takes to get these suggestions up is a worrying factor.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Mon Aug 10, 2015 11:31 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:32 pm
Posts: 3711
Location: Lively Town
August 6th

is jail
is jail really that bad
is jail that bad
is jailbreaking illegal
is jail and prison the same thing
is jail effective
is jail fun
is jail bad
is jailbreaking legal
is jailbreaking safe
is jailbreaking your ipod bad

A recent poll of inmates suggests that jail isn't really that bad. Four out of five felons say that they rather enjoy getting shanked in the yard, molested in the showers, the complete absence of women and the really bad food. And, of course, they all love the free rent!

_________________


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Mon Aug 10, 2015 11:33 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:32 pm
Posts: 3711
Location: Lively Town
August 7th

is my kid
is my kid smoking pot
is my kid on drugs
is my kid ready for kindergarten
is my kid autistic
is my kid overweight
is my kid emo
is my kid gifted
is my kid a genius
is my kid color blind
is my kid adhd

Can you use Johnny's belt to measure the equator? Did Sally get her baby pictures taken by satellite? When Junior runs from across the yard, does he influence the tides? IF the answer to any of the above is "Yes," then your child is officially a fatty.

_________________


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Mon Aug 10, 2015 11:36 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:32 pm
Posts: 3711
Location: Lively Town
August 8th/9th

is phos
is phosphorus a metal
is phosphate a metal
is phosphoric acid a strong acid
is phosphate bad for you
is phosphofructokinase hyrdophillic
is phosphorus a solid
is phosphate polar
is phosphorus a gas
is phosphate soluble
is phosphate the same as phosphorus

This causes me sleepless nights. I also worry too much about whether peanut butter is good for me. Once I awakened in a cold sweat because I had no idea what phosphofructokinase was and worried that it might be in my peanut butter.

_________________


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Mon Aug 10, 2015 11:37 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:32 pm
Posts: 3711
Location: Lively Town
August 10th

is ted k
is ted koppel dead
is ted kennedy dead
is ted knight still alive
is ted kennedy alive
is ted knight dead
is ted koppel alive
is ted kennedy in hell
is ted kennedy still alive
is ted kaczynski still alive
is ted kaczynski dead

This topic is still being debated. According to some sources, Teddy just wanted a more lonely and personal place to be with his beloved Scotch bottle and his family felt that the coffin was the most convenient spot to give an old man his wish.

_________________


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2015 11:23 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:32 pm
Posts: 3711
Location: Lively Town
August 11th

is there a fourth
is there a fourth of july in england
is there a fourth dimension
is there a fourth hunger games book
is there a fourth bourne movie
is there a fourth transformers movie
is there a fourth season of breaking bad
is there a fourth person point of view
is there a fourth transformers
is there a fourth lion king
is there a fourth degree burn

Just realize that Brits don't light sparklers to commemorate losing a war that gave us Yanks our independence. You would be a bit pouty too if you lost control of the new world and the ability to control the world market of amber waves of grain.

_________________


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2015 11:25 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:32 pm
Posts: 3711
Location: Lively Town
August 12th

is there a spell to be
is there a spell to become a vampire
is there a spell to become a mermaid that actually works kristy
is there a spell to become a mermaid that actually works yahoo
is there a spell to become a mermaid
is there a spell to become a fairy
is there a spell to become a girl
is there a spell to become a werewolf
is there a spell to become a wizard
is there a spell to become a mermaid that works
is there a spell to become a mermaid yahoo answers

We think the obsession is overrated. Being a mermaid just means being compared to the one Ginger people remember and like. And unless you've got a hot rack that fits in seashells and a lovely singing voice, you've never going to hack it in Mernia.

_________________


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2015 9:02 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:32 pm
Posts: 3711
Location: Lively Town
August 13th

pickles are
pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil
pickles are cucumbers
pickles are good for you
pickles are
pickles are gross
pickles are destroying my life
pickles are good for
pickles are made from
pickles are made from cucumbers
pickles are vegetables

Pickles are notorious for ruining lives. From the obvious (causing financial problems through overspending) to the less obvious (posting defamatory content about you on Facebook), clearly these cucumbers soaked in evil are not the best house guests.

_________________


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2015 9:04 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:32 pm
Posts: 3711
Location: Lively Town
August 14th

is there really a cra
is there really a crayon called awesome
is there really a crayola crayon called awesome

After decades of failing to cater to their target demographic, the geniuses at Crayola finally figured out that 5 year olds can't pronounce colors like Cerulean, Fuchsia and Taupe. Now look for school supplies in new colors like Awesome, Wacky and Poo.

_________________


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2015 12:56 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Aug 12, 2013 10:54 pm
Posts: 908
The Great B-Man wrote:
August 13th

pickles are
pickles are destroying my life

Clearly this Whoogle is the product of NSiders who were victimized by NOA_Shaun and his vinegary shenanigans.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Sat Aug 15, 2015 12:10 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:23 pm
Posts: 1176
Pikmanipulator wrote:
The Great B-Man wrote:
August 13th

pickles are
pickles are destroying my life

Clearly this Whoogle is the product of NSiders who were victimized by NOA_Shaun and his vinegary shenanigans.
To be fair, Shaun was beyond insane for Nsider.

_________________
Image
"See, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. When the chips are down, these civilized people, they'll eat each other. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve."


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Sat Aug 15, 2015 12:45 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:36 pm
Posts: 1231
Location: TECH SAUCE
FSLAR wrote:
Pikmanipulator wrote:
The Great B-Man wrote:
August 13th

pickles are
pickles are destroying my life

Clearly this Whoogle is the product of NSiders who were victimized by NOA_Shaun and his vinegary shenanigans.
To be fair, Shaun was beyond insane for Nsider.

I miss Shaun.

_________________
Image
ImageImageImage
"The LORD is my light and my salvation; Whom shall I fear?" -Psalms 27:1a


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Sat Aug 15, 2015 6:25 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:32 pm
Posts: 3711
Location: Lively Town
August 15th/16th

jesus playing h
jesus playing hockey

Jesus was the NHL (National Hebrew League) MVP in 29 A.D., coincidentally, when he was 29 years old. Little known fact: Jesus invented the slap shot while scoring his 100th goal for the Jerusalem Jews in the Stanley Cup final that year.

_________________


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2015 8:42 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:32 pm
Posts: 3711
Location: Lively Town
August 17th

obama eats p
obama eats pork
obama eats puppies
obama eats poop

The people who get angry when they discovered that Barack likes to smoke an occasional cigarette are going to have a cow when they see the White House menu. Beagles with Lox. Border Colliefolower. Ramen Poodles.

_________________


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 318 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13  Next

All times are UTC - 5 hours [ DST ]


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
cron
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group