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PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2015 7:45 am 
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Absent from 2014, the old B tradition of posting something silly a day is back! This year's theme is Whoogles!

What is a Whoogle, for those who don't know? It stands for "Who Googled That". Basically, you know how on Google, when you type something in and suggestions pop up, you might get some that are...kind of strange, making you ask that above statement. Hence, a Whoogle! This thread will showcase over 300 of them, posting one a day (except Sundays).

The formatting will work like this:

the words being typed in the Google Search Bar
a Google suggestion
another Google suggestion
as many Google suggestions as it shows
the Whoogle suggestion
hey look another Google suggestion

And finally, concludes with a quip about the Whoogle in my calendar.

I hope we can have some fun with this and I look forward to seeing your replies every day!

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January 1st
a bit of m
a bit of matter and a little bit more
a bit of marginalia crossword clue
a bit of mistletoe
a bit of magic
a bit of marginalia
a bit of mockery
a bit of makeup
a bit of myself
a bit of my tooth came off
a bit of momsense

That embarrassing moment when your meth addiction rears its ugly head and your formerly-pearly whites start to crumble like aged blue cheese.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2015 1:02 pm 
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Whoo boy.


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 7:39 am 
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January 2nd

a girl a
a girl and a gun
a girl and her fed
a girl after my own heart
a girl a boy and a graveyard
a girl and her pig
a girl a style
a girl and a glue gun
a girl and a goat
a girl and her horse quotes
a girl and a boy

Nothing excites men more than a beautiful woman, lots of beads and scalding hot glue coming out of an electric derringer.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 9:01 am 
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Horse quotes? Horse quotes?? I'm pretty sure the only thing they have to quote is "neigh." Maybe a "hee-haw" if they're having an identity crisis.


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 03, 2015 9:50 am 
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January 3rd/4th

all is fair in n
all is fair in love n war
all is fair in love nancy wilson
all is fair in love n basketball
all is fair nik kershaw
all is fair new yorker
all is fair in love and nerf
all is not fair in boston hotels
all is fair in love and war not true
not all is fair in love and debt collection
all is not fair in war

Hard to imagine anything more romantic than a spongy ball that falls apart after about 3 days of use.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 03, 2015 5:17 pm 
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Love is so overpowered. I'm awaiting a nerf in the next patch.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 12:18 am 
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January 5th

a man who
a man who was superman
a man who was almost a man
a man who had no eyes
a man who finds a wife
a man who lived in leeds
a man who carries a cat by the tail
a man who would be king
a man who mistook his wife for a hat
a man who reads nothing at all
a man who wants nothing is invincible

A common mistake that leads to numerous marital disputes, particularly when the husband leaves his wife hanging on the hook at a bar as he drinks with his buddies.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 12:27 pm 
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January 6th

about my b
about my birthday
about my baby
about my browser
about my best friend
about my boyfriend
about my blog
about my blood type
about my brother
about my brain hum i have heard
about my business

It is time to ban drunk people from using Google as a search engine.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2015 7:15 am 
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January 7th

am i ch
am i chubby quiz
am i cheating
am i cheating on my boyfriend quiz
am i cherokee
am i charming quiz
am i charismatic quiz
am i christian or catholic
am i cheap
am i charismatic
am i cheating quiz

Google has 244,000 search results for quizzes to help you to determine whether you are cheating on your man. I have a one question quiz to help girls sort out their conundrums: Did you do something with another guy who was not your boyfriend? If you answered "yes," you are a big ol' cheater.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2015 5:03 pm 
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I was hoping for cheating quiz, lol

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2015 8:02 am 
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January 8th

amish o
amish online dating
amish ohio
amish outlaws
amish outlet
amish origins
amish on amish crime
amish on break
amish outdoor furniture
amish oak furniture
amish oatmeal

Electricity and computers and internet? What's next, indoor plumbing? Online Amish Spoiler Alert: After 16 months of courtship, you get the added bonus of holding hands and shortly thereafter popping out 8-10 little ZZ Top-ish farmhands.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2015 8:19 am 
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Location: :33 < MY SHIPS ARE PURRFECT, PAWLESS, WITHOUT P33R
actually, Rumspringa would be a very useful time to use that dating service. So, it makes some sense, I guess in a tiny circle of people that usually just get made fun of.

real talk amish are actually !#%$ hardcore and i have to admit it is really impressive to watch them work.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 09, 2015 9:32 am 
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January 9th

are eggs a
are eggs a dairy product
are eggs acidic
are eggs a meat
are eggs a good source of iron
are eggs a good source of protein
are eggs a complete protein
are eggs a good diet food
are eggs alive
are eggs alkaline
are eggs allowed on the daniel fast

Good news for all vegetarians: Eggs are not meat. Only after incubating into a chicken does it become meat. Using hte same logic, veal is also not meat.

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January 10th/11th

are my cats
are my cats playing or fighting
are my cats happy
are my cats bored
are my cats getting along
are my cats playing too rough
are my cats fighting
are my cats gay
are my cats stitches infected
are my cats friends
are my cats worms contagious

Here's a few things to look for: (1) Feline Membership Card in Lady Gaga Fan Club (2) Autographed Photo of Anderson Cooper hidden in litter box (3) refusal to play with a ball of string unless it is pink and (4) a sudden desire to belt out show tunes rather than meow.

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January 12th

are midg
are midgets born small
are midgets people
are midgets and dwarfs the same
are midget babies smaller
are midgets in proportion
are midgets handicapped
are midgets and dwarfs the same thing
are midgets strong
are midgets hereditary
are midgets disabled

WikiAnswers says: "Yes... they are the same as people but on a much much much smaller scale. They are like dwarfs-----ish." Apparently, the same idiots who frequent Google and hate midgets also contribute to the Wonderful World of Wiki.

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