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PostPosted: Sat Sep 26, 2015 9:55 am 
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September 25th

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poop facts
poop floats
poop freeze
poop from there
poop floating or sinking
poop floating
poop floats dr oz
poop face
poop for sale
poop font

Any bidders? Shop around and compare! Lower prices than eBay! And, for you nice lady, we will throw in a free colostomy bag so you can carry your !#%$ home without fear of breakage.

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September 26th-27th

when did i stop being b
when did i stop being barbie and become mrs potato head
when did i stop being barbie
when did i stop being barbie book

Three words. Your wedding day. At least that's what Ken/Mr. Potato Head is telling all of his buddies at the bar right now, while he alternates between ripping on your shoddy cooking skills and ruing the fact that he has not been laid in over two months.

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September 28th

pre

preakness stakes 2010
pregnancy week by week
preakness
pregnancy calculator
prednisone
precious
pregnancy symptoms
pregnancy
prednisone side effects
pregnancy pact

Hewlett Packard's finest invention: 1 !#%$ + 1 !#%$ + 1,000,000 sperm - 1 birth control device = 1 fetus.

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September 29th

russians c
russians cut apart and reassemble dogs
russians claim "indisputable proof" of yeti
russians culture
russians climb bridge
russians chords
russians coming to america
russians chicago
russians controlling weather
russians coney island
russians claim proof of yeti

I hate when Boris and Natasha have broken into my home and left reassembly stitches on Rover's little paws. The superglue is hard to get out of the shag rug, but at least his urethra is reattached and he is still housetrained post-Rooskie treatment.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2015 4:24 pm 
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September 30th

santa claus is go
santa claus is going straight to the ghetto
santa claus is coming to town lyrics
santa claus is coming to town
santa claus is coming to town movie
santa claus is coming to town chords
santa claus is coming to town justin bieber
santa claus is coming to town bruce springsteen
santa claus is coming to town sheet music
santa claus is coming to town justin bieber lyrics
santa claus is coming to town soundtrack

Despite the fact that "Santa Baby" does not rap his anthems while Blitzen beatboxes, his "Ho, Ho, Ho!" cries are sometimes misunderstood, causing the neighborhood pimps to think he is trying to move in on their business.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2015 4:26 pm 
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October 1st

my cat ate a w
my cat ate a wasp
my cat ate a whole watermelon
my cat ate a worm
my cat ate a whole mouse
my cat ate a wishbone
my cat ate a fly what do i do

A whole watermelon? You must be using the term "cat" very loosely. Check with your state Department of Pets, but I am pretty sure having a lion at your home is illegal.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2015 4:28 pm 
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October 2nd

satan b
satan bible
satan burger
satan bible verses
satan band
satan bite the dust
satan bite the dust lyrics
satan beer
satan before the fall
satan being cast out of heaven
satan bug

Sometimes you can't resist the temptation and have to go to McDevils to order one of those bad boys. But, I hate those ads where the evil clown Lonnie McLucifer tries to convince children to order an Unhappy Meal just to get the cheap toy pitchfork.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2015 4:29 pm 
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October 3rd/4th

why is there a dea
why is there a dead
why is there a death penalty
why is there a dead zone in the gulf of mexico
why is there a dead pakistani on my couch yahoo
why is there a death tax
why is there a dead pakistani on my couch
why is there a dead pakistani on my couch google
why is there a dead pakistani on my couch wiki
why is there a dead pakistani on my couch origin
why is there a dead pakistani on my couch yahoo answers

Easy one here. Because your crawl space was already full.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2015 6:43 pm 
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my cat ate a w
my cat a fly what do i do

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2015 10:09 am 
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October 5th

scientologists are e
scientologists are evil
are scientologists exempt from obamacare
scientologists eat placenta
scientologists east grinstead
scientologists e meter
scientologists edinburgh
scientologists exposed
scientologists end of world
scientologists eat afterbirth
are scientologists tax exempt

Somehow, eating placenta does not seem strange for a "religion" based on aliens from outer space being dropped out of DC-10s into volcanoes.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 2:24 pm 
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October 6th

seme
semester at sea
semen-based recipes
semester grade calculator
semester
semenya
semester hours
seme uke quiz
semele
seme uke
semester exam calculator

Hey, don't knock it until you try it. The addition of protein never hurts and most foods are not salted enough anyway.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 2:27 pm 
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October 7th

sometimes i wonder
sometimes i wonder lyrics
sometimes i wonder why is that frisbee getting bigger and then it hit me
sometimes i wonder quotes
sometimes i wonder how i keep from going under
sometimes i wonder who i am
sometimes i wonder who you'd be today lyrics
sometimes i wonder where i've been
sometimes i wonder why you even love me
sometimes i wonder why
sometimes i wonder goodfellas

In order to avoid expensive litigation, Wham-O needs to add a warning label that reads: Attention uncoordinated pothead. The plastic disc your stoner buddy hurled at you may be closer than it appears.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 2:31 pm 
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October 8th

stalkers a
stalkers anthem
stalkers and their victims
stalkers are back
stalkers and facebook
stalkers app on facebook
stalkers assassins creed revelations
stalkers and social networking
stalkers are op
stalkers at work
stalkers anonymous

How do the meetings work? Do they converge in a church basement to fess up to their penchant for binoculars? Or does everybody sit in strategically located trees and peer through the curtains and in a creepy whisper admit that they are an addict?

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 2:34 pm 
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October 9th

thank god for s
thank god for scoliosis
thank god for small favors
thank god for small miracles archer
thank god for science
thank god for small miracles
thank god for saturday lyrics
thank god for slavery
thank god for small mercies
thank god for sentinel
thank god for sisters

Google has provided suggestion of things to be thankful for that you wouldn't want to overlook as you sit at the table with family you hate. Satan. Slavery and Scoliosis, without which Quasimodo (and Two and a Half Men) might never be famous.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 2:36 pm 
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October 10th/11th

why am i so
why am i so tired
why am i so ugly
why am i so gassy
why am i so angry
why am i so fat
why am i so lazy
why am i so hungry
why am i so sad
why am i so depressed
why am i so itchy

I know what you are thinking. Why can't I meet the super hot guy or girl who asked Google these questions? Who doesn't want to get to know this tired, ugly, fat, angry, hungry, lazy, sad, farting prize?

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 2:38 pm 
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October 12th

why are americans af
why are americans afraid of socialism
why are americans afraid of communism
why are americans afraid of dragons ursula le guin
why are americans afraid of death
why are americans afraid of dragons essay
why are americans afraid of dragons
why are americans afraid of dragons le guin
why are americans afraid of universal healthcare
why are americans afraid of health care reform
why are americans afraid of socialized medicine

People laugh at us "silly Americans" for our fear of huge, scary lizards. In return we laugh at their propensity to not bathe daily, coins that do not fit in our vending machines and use of English As A Second Language. Who looks silly now, Mr. Foreign Person?

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 2:40 pm 
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October 13th

the bed
the bed son lyrics amanda palmer
the bed is undefiled
the bed restaurant in miami
the bed is on fire with passion and love
the bed that eats people
the bed store
the bed sitting room
the bed is on fire with passionate love
the bed and breakfast inn at la jolla
the bedwetting store

No boogeyman int he closet, no monster under the bed. "No Johnny, there is nothing to be scared of. I checked your closet and I looked under the mattress. Let's just hope you don't have that bed that eats people. Good night. Don't let the bed bugs bite!"

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 2:42 pm 
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October 14th

obama love
obama love
obama love child
obama loves america like oj
obama lovers
obama loves muslims
obama loves america
obama loves wall street
obama loves life
obama loves war
obama love affair

Barack proved that anyone can become president and OJ proved that America will let you have your freedom even if you brutally murder your wife and an innocent waiter, as long as you were a former football star and appeared in Police Academy movies.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 2:48 pm 
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October 15th

the government is l
the government is lying to you
the government is likely to block a merger if
the government is lying
the government is lying about 911
the government is like
the government is likely to prosecute when a corporation
the government is like the mafia
the government is legally committed to spending for uncontrollables
the government is like a condom

The one thing the government has in common with a condom is that they both prevent you from feeling good while you are getting screwed.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 2:50 pm 
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October 16th

this is some
this is some !#%$
this is some powerful stuff lyrics
this is some serious !#%$
this is some scene
this is some serious !#%$ robot chicken
this is some powerful stuff song
this is some damn good coffee
this is some powerful stuff
this is some minx's token

Huh? The only possible explanation is Charlie Sheen + a Laptop + Lots o' Drugs = This Whoogle.

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October 17th/18th

obama likes to k
obama likes key and peele
obama likes kolaveri
obama likes kpop
obama likes korea
obama likes krabby patties
obama likes kfc
obama likes kolaveri di
obama likes the killers

The president and Mr. Krabs are both extremely upset that Edward Snowden apparently leaked the secret recipe.

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October 19th

tom cruise k
tom cruise katie holmes
tom cruise kills oprah
tom cruise katie holmes marriage contract
tom cruise knight and day
tom cruise katie holmes height
tom cruise katie holmes wedding
tom cruise katie
tom cruise kelly mcgillis
tom cruise katie holmes contract
tom cruise katie holmes split

You would think that this would have been a much bigger story. One of the most famous actors in the world murdered the most famous and powerful woman in media? How did TMZ miss this one?

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October 20th

was h
was hitler jewish
was hitler a jew
was hitler a vegetarian
was hitler a christian
was hamelt in love with ophelia
was hiroshima a military target
was hitler's body ever found
was hitler an atheist
was helen keller married
was hannibal black

Yes, the Holocaust was just Hitler projecting self-hatred on millions of others.

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October 21st

was thomas jefferson b
was thomas jefferson black
was thomas jefferson born in america
was thomas jefferson broke
was thomas jefferson british
was thomas jefferson baptized
was thomas jefferson born in virginia
was thomas jefferson born
was thomas jefferson being a hypocrite

Of course he was, or he never could have pulled off that career-making role on "The Jeffersons." Who can forget that episode where Thomas and Weezie sat down to write the Declaration of Independence from their deeeeluxe apartment in the sky?

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 6:22 pm 
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October 9th

thank god for s
thank god for scoliosis

Google has provided suggestion of things to be thankful for that you wouldn't want to overlook as you sit at the table with family you hate. Satan. Slavery and Scoliosis, without which Quasimodo (and Two and a Half Men) might never be famous.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 22, 2015 5:19 pm 
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October 22nd

what does it mean when i
what does it mean when it burns when you pee
what does it mean when it hurts to pee
what does it mean when i dream about my teeth falling out
what does it mean when it hurts to swallow
what does it mean when i dream about being pregnant
what does it mean when it hurts to poop
what does it mean when it rains on your wedding day
what does it mean when i dream about my boyfriend cheating on me
what does it mean when i dream about my crush
what does it mean when i dream about my ex

It means that you probably should have worn a condom.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2015 10:17 am 
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October 23rd

what does it mean when you dream
what does it mean when you dream of death
what does it mean when you dream of having a baby
what does it mean when you dream of snakes
what does it mean when you dream about someone
what does it mean when you dream your teeth fall out
what does it mean when you dream about spiders
what does it mean when you dream about someone you like
what does it mean when you dream about your ex boyfriend
what does it mean when you dream in color
what does it mean when you dream someone dies

What does it mean when you dream your teeth fall out? It means it's time to ease up on the meth.

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October 24th/25th

what does uri
what does urine taste like
what does urine contain
what does uri stand for
what does urine color mean
what does urine consist of
what does urine test check for
what does uri mean
what does uriel mean
what does urine smell like

Surprisingly, it tastes like !#%$.

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October 26th

what does your p
what does your phone number spell
what does your pancreas do
what does your poop tell you
what does your poop mean
what does your prostate do
what does your pancreas do for your body
what does your poop tell you about your health
what does your poop color mean
what does your period look like
what does your profile picture say about you

My poop generally tells me about his day. He lets me know how the kids are doing and about his troubles at work. My poop is my best friend.

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Hey, what happened to this?


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I would stop doing something too if I got minimal response from it

honestly the google search result thing didnt seem that funny anyway, sadly. Could have been handled a bit better by the company.

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Some of these were good but a number of them were weak, or questionable to the point where I think B posted an OOC response.

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"See, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. When the chips are down, these civilized people, they'll eat each other. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve."


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Image Mecha hit it on the head there. My enthusiasm for this project just crashed down. I kept it on life support but it was time to put it down. You might've noticed that I would constantly just write a bunch at once. That's simply because I lost interest and honestly felt kind of agonized to force myself to type in more of this rubbish.

While Mecha was on point stating that no one posting replies here was a detriment, it wasn't really the main one. Oh sure, it was disheartening to see zero interest on this forum, but that's not unique to this topic. It pretty much comes with the territory now when the only time one would see a new post anywhere is on the RP Board. At the very least, I am aware people do look at it via Skype and other formats. Would I like more interaction? Absolutely! That was what I attempted with last time with the trivia thing. That flopped quite badly as well. Even incentivizing with bribes didn't help.

I've mostly made my peace with that, though. (It has made me think about seeking other venues for entertainment and discussion, however, since my sleep schedule means I really don't get to talk on Skype all that much) So that alone wasn't why I stopped. Why I stopped was much simpler than that, that both Mecha and FSLAR both already figured out on their own:

They just aren't funny. They aren't even interesting! While previous Day-to-Day stuff got me some enjoyment over reading, this stuff was far more agonizing. The writers tried so desperately to think of some comedic words for these bizarre Google searches that it just rolls down to being just an eye-roller. Nevermind that many of the searches were of things like people looking up movie lines or song lyrics, something I've done myself. Let's not get into the fact that the majority of the Whoogles were nothing more than stuff involving fecal matter. The humor was far too low-brow for me to really enjoy.

Honestly, the only time I legitimately laughed at one of these was "does Jesus have a last name?" The reason, really, was because they kept this one simple. The writer kept his thoughts short and there was nothing more to take off this other than "Wow, this person really was a numb nut."

I wasn't having fun. People around me weren't having fun. I figured why waste my time when I have better things I could spend it on?

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