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PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 2:38 pm 
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October 12th

why are americans af
why are americans afraid of socialism
why are americans afraid of communism
why are americans afraid of dragons ursula le guin
why are americans afraid of death
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why are americans afraid of dragons
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why are americans afraid of universal healthcare
why are americans afraid of health care reform
why are americans afraid of socialized medicine

People laugh at us "silly Americans" for our fear of huge, scary lizards. In return we laugh at their propensity to not bathe daily, coins that do not fit in our vending machines and use of English As A Second Language. Who looks silly now, Mr. Foreign Person?

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 2:40 pm 
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October 13th

the bed
the bed son lyrics amanda palmer
the bed is undefiled
the bed restaurant in miami
the bed is on fire with passion and love
the bed that eats people
the bed store
the bed sitting room
the bed is on fire with passionate love
the bed and breakfast inn at la jolla
the bedwetting store

No boogeyman int he closet, no monster under the bed. "No Johnny, there is nothing to be scared of. I checked your closet and I looked under the mattress. Let's just hope you don't have that bed that eats people. Good night. Don't let the bed bugs bite!"

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 2:42 pm 
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October 14th

obama love
obama love
obama love child
obama loves america like oj
obama lovers
obama loves muslims
obama loves america
obama loves wall street
obama loves life
obama loves war
obama love affair

Barack proved that anyone can become president and OJ proved that America will let you have your freedom even if you brutally murder your wife and an innocent waiter, as long as you were a former football star and appeared in Police Academy movies.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 2:48 pm 
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October 15th

the government is l
the government is lying to you
the government is likely to block a merger if
the government is lying
the government is lying about 911
the government is like
the government is likely to prosecute when a corporation
the government is like the mafia
the government is legally committed to spending for uncontrollables
the government is like a condom

The one thing the government has in common with a condom is that they both prevent you from feeling good while you are getting screwed.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 2:50 pm 
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October 16th

this is some
this is some !#%$
this is some powerful stuff lyrics
this is some serious !#%$
this is some scene
this is some serious !#%$ robot chicken
this is some powerful stuff song
this is some damn good coffee
this is some powerful stuff
this is some minx's token

Huh? The only possible explanation is Charlie Sheen + a Laptop + Lots o' Drugs = This Whoogle.

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October 17th/18th

obama likes to k
obama likes key and peele
obama likes kolaveri
obama likes kpop
obama likes korea
obama likes krabby patties
obama likes kfc
obama likes kolaveri di
obama likes the killers

The president and Mr. Krabs are both extremely upset that Edward Snowden apparently leaked the secret recipe.

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October 19th

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tom cruise katie holmes
tom cruise kills oprah
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tom cruise katie
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tom cruise katie holmes split

You would think that this would have been a much bigger story. One of the most famous actors in the world murdered the most famous and powerful woman in media? How did TMZ miss this one?

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October 20th

was h
was hitler jewish
was hitler a jew
was hitler a vegetarian
was hitler a christian
was hamelt in love with ophelia
was hiroshima a military target
was hitler's body ever found
was hitler an atheist
was helen keller married
was hannibal black

Yes, the Holocaust was just Hitler projecting self-hatred on millions of others.

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October 21st

was thomas jefferson b
was thomas jefferson black
was thomas jefferson born in america
was thomas jefferson broke
was thomas jefferson british
was thomas jefferson baptized
was thomas jefferson born in virginia
was thomas jefferson born
was thomas jefferson being a hypocrite

Of course he was, or he never could have pulled off that career-making role on "The Jeffersons." Who can forget that episode where Thomas and Weezie sat down to write the Declaration of Independence from their deeeeluxe apartment in the sky?

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 6:22 pm 
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October 9th

thank god for s
thank god for scoliosis

Google has provided suggestion of things to be thankful for that you wouldn't want to overlook as you sit at the table with family you hate. Satan. Slavery and Scoliosis, without which Quasimodo (and Two and a Half Men) might never be famous.

Hatesgiving.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 22, 2015 5:19 pm 
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October 22nd

what does it mean when i
what does it mean when it burns when you pee
what does it mean when it hurts to pee
what does it mean when i dream about my teeth falling out
what does it mean when it hurts to swallow
what does it mean when i dream about being pregnant
what does it mean when it hurts to poop
what does it mean when it rains on your wedding day
what does it mean when i dream about my boyfriend cheating on me
what does it mean when i dream about my crush
what does it mean when i dream about my ex

It means that you probably should have worn a condom.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2015 10:17 am 
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October 23rd

what does it mean when you dream
what does it mean when you dream of death
what does it mean when you dream of having a baby
what does it mean when you dream of snakes
what does it mean when you dream about someone
what does it mean when you dream your teeth fall out
what does it mean when you dream about spiders
what does it mean when you dream about someone you like
what does it mean when you dream about your ex boyfriend
what does it mean when you dream in color
what does it mean when you dream someone dies

What does it mean when you dream your teeth fall out? It means it's time to ease up on the meth.

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October 24th/25th

what does uri
what does urine taste like
what does urine contain
what does uri stand for
what does urine color mean
what does urine consist of
what does urine test check for
what does uri mean
what does uriel mean
what does urine smell like

Surprisingly, it tastes like !#%$.

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October 26th

what does your p
what does your phone number spell
what does your pancreas do
what does your poop tell you
what does your poop mean
what does your prostate do
what does your pancreas do for your body
what does your poop tell you about your health
what does your poop color mean
what does your period look like
what does your profile picture say about you

My poop generally tells me about his day. He lets me know how the kids are doing and about his troubles at work. My poop is my best friend.

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Hey, what happened to this?


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I would stop doing something too if I got minimal response from it

honestly the google search result thing didnt seem that funny anyway, sadly. Could have been handled a bit better by the company.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2015 5:36 pm 
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Some of these were good but a number of them were weak, or questionable to the point where I think B posted an OOC response.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 22, 2015 9:17 pm 
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Image Mecha hit it on the head there. My enthusiasm for this project just crashed down. I kept it on life support but it was time to put it down. You might've noticed that I would constantly just write a bunch at once. That's simply because I lost interest and honestly felt kind of agonized to force myself to type in more of this rubbish.

While Mecha was on point stating that no one posting replies here was a detriment, it wasn't really the main one. Oh sure, it was disheartening to see zero interest on this forum, but that's not unique to this topic. It pretty much comes with the territory now when the only time one would see a new post anywhere is on the RP Board. At the very least, I am aware people do look at it via Skype and other formats. Would I like more interaction? Absolutely! That was what I attempted with last time with the trivia thing. That flopped quite badly as well. Even incentivizing with bribes didn't help.

I've mostly made my peace with that, though. (It has made me think about seeking other venues for entertainment and discussion, however, since my sleep schedule means I really don't get to talk on Skype all that much) So that alone wasn't why I stopped. Why I stopped was much simpler than that, that both Mecha and FSLAR both already figured out on their own:

They just aren't funny. They aren't even interesting! While previous Day-to-Day stuff got me some enjoyment over reading, this stuff was far more agonizing. The writers tried so desperately to think of some comedic words for these bizarre Google searches that it just rolls down to being just an eye-roller. Nevermind that many of the searches were of things like people looking up movie lines or song lyrics, something I've done myself. Let's not get into the fact that the majority of the Whoogles were nothing more than stuff involving fecal matter. The humor was far too low-brow for me to really enjoy.

Honestly, the only time I legitimately laughed at one of these was "does Jesus have a last name?" The reason, really, was because they kept this one simple. The writer kept his thoughts short and there was nothing more to take off this other than "Wow, this person really was a numb nut."

I wasn't having fun. People around me weren't having fun. I figured why waste my time when I have better things I could spend it on?

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