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PostPosted: Mon Oct 14, 2013 10:58 pm 
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YES I ACTUALLY WON SOMETHING

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 15, 2013 8:24 am 
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Image Well, Bacon said it was him, so I'll trust that.
(Kidding, guys. I do look at the PMs to make sure.)


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Bacon Supreme - 1
Elby - 1
McKnackus I - 1
Pikmanipulator - 1
Super Penguin M - 1

Judge: Pikmanipulator
Cool
chilly
hip
cold-blooded


Image This is Pikmanipulator's first time judging. This should be cool!

Image ...Oh wait, this is "Crab Apples" so maybe it's actually not cool?

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 1:12 pm 
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Image These are some hot apples right here for...hot apple cider, I guess.

Red Apples
Danny DeVito
Large Mouth Bass
The First Day of School
Friction
Exorcism
Spontaneous Combustion

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 11:03 pm 
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All right, I be judgin'.


Danny DeVito - I'm barely familiar with this guy, so I can't quite pinpoint how cool he is.

Large Mouth Bass - It's a fish. Fish can be chilly, and they are certainly cold-blooded, although I'm reading that this fish is an invasive species in some areas leading to the decline or extinction of other fish in those areas, and that's not very hip.

The First Day of School - Very tense, usually devoid of what exactly to expect, which nullifies all notions of hipness.

Friction - Things rubbing together usually brings heat to mind.

Exorcism - Is this even real? Not hip in my opinion, though it can certainly be chilling.

Spontaneous Combustion - Not chilly or cold-blooded at all, though I'd personally call it hip.


The First Day of School wins.


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 19, 2013 1:06 am 
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Looks like I'm...

too cool for school. 8-)



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PostPosted: Sat Oct 19, 2013 11:37 am 
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Elby wrote:
Looks like I'm...

too cool for school. 8-)



I'm sorry
Only you could pull this joke off.

BTW, didn't someone have Danny DeVito as an apple once?

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 8:14 am 
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Image That pun was the opposite of cool...but that's exactly the point!

Elby takes the lead!


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Bacon Supreme - 1
McKnackus I - 1
Pikmanipulator - 1
Super Penguin M - 1

Judge: McKnackus I
Unbelieveable
incredible
far-fetched
impossible


Image I don't believe it'll be too hard to come up with cards for this one...

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 8:15 am 
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FSLAR wrote:
BTW, didn't someone have Danny DeVito as an apple once?

Image Entirely possible. I shuffle the decks after each match is decided so the cards can be reused.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 3:56 pm 
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Hnnngh.
Picking something unremarkable in a way that stands out is actually really difficult.


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 11:57 am 
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Image Late apples? Totally believable by now.

Red Apples
Eyes
Albert Einstein
Brains
Steak and Potatoes
Bullwinkle
Marriage

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 01, 2013 12:17 pm 
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it took so long I forgot I was the judge. WELP.

Eyes - No they're pretty insanely complex and amazing.
Albert Einstein - The guy who revolutionized physics and science in general? Must've had a bad hand for this one.
Brains - Even more complicated and amazing than eyes.
Steak and Potatoes - Can be pretty amazing but it's a fairly basic meal.
Bullwinkle - Moose can't talk or walk on two feet or communicate with Squirrels.
Marriage - Used to be more beleivable. Now the vows tend to be temporary more often, for better or for worse.

Steak and Potatoes wins.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 01, 2013 2:47 pm 
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MK, you have clearly never been to certain parts of Canada. But then again, neither have I.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 11:26 am 
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Super Penguin M wrote:
MK, you have clearly never been to certain parts of Canada. But then again, neither have I.

You're saying Moose can talk in Canada?

Pics or it didn't happen.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 9:04 pm 
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Image This apple just made me hungry for steak and potatoes...

Pikman gets it!


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Elby - 2
Pikmanipulator - 2
Bacon Supreme - 1
McKnackus I - 1
Super Penguin M - 1

Judge: DoMI
Friendly
affectionate
comforting
welcoming


Image So...the Mecha card.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 12:27 am 
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Image After a bit of...confusion...we now have all six apples for DoM to judge.

Red Apples
John Travolta
Eddie Murphy
Gang Members
The Ocean
Boyfriends
Scene of the Crime

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 2:03 am 
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>John Travolta
I don't really know enough about him.

>Eddie Murphy
Some of the characters he plays can be annoying.

>gang members
Drugs and caps in your ass. May or may not speak Spanish.

>ocean
Full of !#%$ sharks, jellyfish, broken glass and other !#%$ that wants to kill you. Also, it's !#%$ big, so there's plenty of room for lots of !#%$ to kill you.

>boyfriends
Too much variety. You could either end up with a normal, decent person, someone with a creepy obsession with you or Chad !#%$ and get pumped and dumped.

>scene of the crime
Go back there. You're sure to find some fans of whatever the !#%$ you did.

This is tough. I may have to give this one to the ocean.

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Awww yeah, the deep, dark depths of the unforgiving sea has pulled through for me.


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 1:03 am 
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Image Sorry for that little delay. Let's get this apple ball rolling again while we give the next point to Elby, who is really rolling along on picking the wrong answers.

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Elby - 3
Pikmanipulator - 2
Bacon Supreme - 1
McKnackus I - 1
Super Penguin M - 1

Judge: Super Penguin M
European
of Europe
from Europe
about Europe


Image Wait... This is a real Green Apple?

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These apples should be neither gay nor European.

/musical theatre joke

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 5:05 pm 
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Image These apples very much lack any sort of European trait. Hope you enjoy 'em!

Red Apples
Cheesecake
Israel
Niagara Falls
The Mississippi River
California
Al Pacino

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!#%$. I completely forgot about this.

Cheesecake - I'm showing my lack of research here, but putting cheese in a cake sounds like something a Frenchman would do.
Isreal - Kinda not in Europe
Niagara Falls - Pretty not in Europe
California - Pretty !#%$ not in Europe, but descendents of Euorpean people live here
Al Pacino - He played an Italian guy once

Gonna go with Niagra Falls here.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 1:28 am 
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The Mississippi River was totally not a card that was played.

Oh well, I going on another week break from online. Feel free to continue without me until I get back because I don't want to put things on unnecessary hold once every month.

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Israel was so close. SO CLOSE! I guess that was the problem, in the end.


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 07, 2013 7:31 am 
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Image I'm going to assume you didn't think of Mississippi River and chose not to include it because you had nothing to add, am I right? Because it's weird that you excluded it entirely...

DoM is on the board now!


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Elby - 3
Pikmanipulator - 2
DoM - 1
Bacon Supreme - 1
McKnackus I - 1
Super Penguin M - 1

Judge: Bacon Supreme
Violent
furious
vicious
destructive


Image Release your inner...calmness?

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 07, 2013 10:14 am 
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Actually, I excluded it because it's a conspiracy that the Mississippi River is in North America and it is actually located in Europe.

Obviously.

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