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PostPosted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 12:04 pm 
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Image You are getting faster now. Here's Penguin's apples!

Red Apples
Zucchini
The Supreme Court
My High School Prom
Glazed Donuts
Local Police
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 3:24 pm 
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Zucchini - Never actually had one, but they looked pretty dull.

The Supreme Court - HA! Political jokes!

My High School Prom - One of my friends came to prom wearing a highlighter orange morphsuit. He was the sharpest dressed man at the dance.

Glazed Donuts - Pretty freaking delicious and not very sharp.

Local Police - The Houston chief of police recently ran over someone and gave himself a one day suspension. That's it. Apparently we're allowed to run people over and miss a day of work for it.

Fur - Pretty freaking soft and usually not itchy.

Local Police win for current events.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 4:29 pm 
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YES THAT IS DEFINITELY WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT, HAHA. THAT'S ME, SO UP WITH THE TIMES, HIP WITH THE KIDS, AWARE OF CURRENT EVENTS.

so aware that I forgot that was even mine for like ten seconds after reading it and assumed I lost


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 6:04 pm 
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I'm not in this game but

gg HPD

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 9:17 pm 
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Super Penguin M wrote:
My High School Prom - One of my friends came to prom wearing a highlighter orange morphsuit. He was the sharpest dressed man at the dance.
Your friend is a hero.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 11:43 pm 
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FSLAR wrote:
Super Penguin M wrote:
My High School Prom - One of my friends came to prom wearing a highlighter orange morphsuit. He was the sharpest dressed man at the dance.
Your friend is a hero.

no he's not he made me lose this round

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 27, 2013 10:14 am 
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Bacon Supreme wrote:
FSLAR wrote:
Super Penguin M wrote:
My High School Prom - One of my friends came to prom wearing a highlighter orange morphsuit. He was the sharpest dressed man at the dance.
Your friend is a hero.

no he's not he made me lose this round
All heroes have to make sacrifices after all.

also sad that zucchini lost but still

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 28, 2013 8:49 am 
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Image Through some stroke of genius/luck, Elby gets the apple.

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Elby - 1
Super Penguin M - 1

Judge: Bacon Supreme
Intense
extreme
passionate
strained


Image So, the opposite would be...something rather chill? Or chilly? Or Chili?

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 28, 2013 1:04 pm 
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i mean chili can be pretty intense

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 04, 2013 7:24 pm 
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this wait is not very based

why you people gotta be holding on to your apples

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 04, 2013 8:15 pm 
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Bacon Supreme wrote:
this wait is not very based

why you people gotta be holding on to your apples

we have lives
and by we, i mean everyone else other than me and maybe b

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 04, 2013 8:37 pm 
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DoM wrote:
Bacon Supreme wrote:
this wait is not very based

why you people gotta be holding on to your apples

we have lives
and by we, i mean everyone else other than me and maybe b

man !#%$ i have a life

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 05, 2013 5:24 am 
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It's been so long, I forgot if I sent one in or not.
That said, I did send mine almost right away, so, yeah, I dunno, I blame... Falcon.


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 05, 2013 10:21 am 
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Image This was my bad this time, sorry... I honestly thought I was missing some but wasn't sure who.

Kinda miss when PM notices were pop-ups...

Anyway:


Red Apples
Shania Twain
Science Fair Projects
Victorian England
Midlife Crisis
Homeless Shelters
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 05, 2013 8:27 pm 
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Shania Twain - ew dude
Science Fair Projects - dude science fairs are intense as balls
Victorian England - that intense sexual repression tho
Midlife Crisis - are you literally figuratively !#%$ me
Homeless Shelters - you don't even know what goes down
Gravity - dude. DUDE. literally black holes what are you on

shania taint wins

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 05, 2013 8:47 pm 
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Yeah that helped, being alerted with pop-ups.

I still say gravity is pretty lax though.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 06, 2013 10:20 am 
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I still get pop-ups when I get pm.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 1:02 pm 
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Image And with that, Pikmanipulator gets his first Apple ever. Gratz.

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Elby - 1
Pikmanipulator - 1
Super Penguin M - 1

Judge: Elby
Bold
daring
brave
courageous


Image Y'know, I always felt Elby picked the opposite already so...

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:13 pm 
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Odd, I thought I had posted here that I was going on a week break from the internet so I wouldn't cause any problems. Well looks like other things went wrong anyway so no harm done I guess? D:

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 3:08 am 
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Image Delicious, not-so-bold Apples for you to choose from.

Red Apples
Commuting
Vacations
Toes
Barbara Walters
Samuel L. Jackson
Jennifer Lopez

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 4:50 pm 
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UHHH, let's see.

-Barbara Walters
who

-Jennifer Lopez
who I've definitely heard of her before, but damn if I can remember anything she's done off the top of my head.

-Samuel L. Jackson
!#%$.

-Commuting
I dunno, you have to be pretty bold to be willing to go all that way to get the job done.

-Vacations
What if it's a vacation to Mt. Everest, huh?? WHAT THEN???

-Toes
They try to be bold, oh, they try. After all, they're always one step ahead of you. But they know to stay beneath you. I mean, look at your pinky toe right now--pretty much the least bold-looking thing to ever exist, pinky toes. The big toe tries to pretend it can do whatever the !#%$ it wants, because it's all big and fat and !#%$ whenever it gets too crazy, it just ends up getting stubbed, and that doesn't make anybody happy.

Toes win.


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 11, 2013 2:07 am 
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Image Another player on the board! Knack pulls in an apple. It's enough to make your toes curl...

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Elby - 1
McKnackus I - 1
Pikmanipulator - 1
Super Penguin M - 1

Judge: FSLAR
Comical
funny
hilarious
amusing


Image Since we're looking for opposite... Pauly Shore, for sure.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 14, 2013 9:14 am 
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Image No funny business, I got some apples for ya!

Red Apples
Knock-Knock Jokes
Princess Di
Detroit
Mad Cow Disease
Swiss Bank Accounts
Rednecks

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Knock-Knock Jokes - Never really found these funny. But they're intended to be at times, I guess.

Princess Di - Potentially the only thing not remotely funny on this list.

Detroit - Detroit jokes are actually pretty funny. Beyond that the place seems ehh.

Mad Cow Disease - Hey now, making fun of cows ain't cool! That and it led to Mad Person Disease, and eventually Mad Zombie Disease in Zombieland. Don't !#%$ with this !#%$ man. I think this concept was ruined in the TV series, though.

Swiss Bank Accounts - anything related to economics is boring.

Rednecks - brb loling at all jokes about this.

Mad Cow Disease wins because Zombieland.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 14, 2013 6:40 pm 
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Knock, knock.
Who's there, you ask?

My disappointment and failure. ):


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