Dashed Expectations

I WORK FOR THIS COMPANY.

WE MAKE SOFTWARE THAT HELPS PEOPLE WORK FROM HOME. ALSO IF YOU WANT VIDEOS CAPTIONED FOR A DOLLAR A !#%$' MINUTE, WE'RE YOUR DUDES.

I LANDED THIS JOB BY KNOWING PEOPLE AND BEING PRETTY GOOD AT CODING THINGS.

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So since you're in San Francisco and not...New York? New Jersey? Uh...where you're from, I'm guessing you're living on your own now.

Glad to hear everything worked out, Bacon.

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Ouch... I'm sorry to hear that the process of figuring that out turned out to be so rough. Still, it's good to have you back, B!

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Azure- Failing his spy class training since the days of Old F6.

YEAH I WENT FROM HERE (roughly)

TO HERE

AND NOW I'M HERE (roughly)

I'M LIVING WITH TWO FRIENDS FROM COLLEGE

WE ARE ADULTING SO HARD

WE EVEN HAVE A WASHER AND DRYER IN OUR APARTMENT

IT'S DOPE

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So quick update.

Broke my arm late August, and it just got done healing.

Am currently considering returning to college because of the 'no experience' trap.

Yeah, sorry I've been gone, folks.

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Azure- Failing his spy class training since the days of Old F6.

I BEAT DARK SOULS AND AM CURRENTLY TAKIN' ANTI-DEPRESSANTS TO MOTIVATE ME TO DO SOMETHIN' AND NOT FAIL MY CLASSES.

OTHER THAN THAT, nothin' neat or interestin'

GREAT JOB, PAL! Now do the DLC. Then get the other games. Then do their DLC's as well.

...Once you have time from school, of course. Education is important.

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Steboh, I am proud of you mah boi. You done well. You have achieved the true peace that all warriors strive for. Hold up, what happened...with your anti-depressants? That's awful, take care of that first. Education is a pain though and does that to people at times, so I understand.

Meanwhile I finished Dark Souls, Dark Souls II Scholar of the First Sin, and Bloodborne, and got my hands on Demon's Souls and Dark Souls III. And more importantly I found a full time job nearby! Whoo! Also started graduate school, about to get my license and so on. Good times...now I just need a Halloween costume.

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"See, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. When the chips are down, these civilized people, they'll eat each other. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve."

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Thanks, B-Man. It's good to have people like you in my corner.

With a little luck I should ace the job interview I have Monday.

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Azure- Failing his spy class training since the days of Old F6.

Listened to a video game telethon the other day and got to a part with Mario-related trivia questions. I got 9/10 right! Had I been listening to this live, I would've tied for first place!

Here's what they are for those curious:

1. What colour are Mario's overalls?
A) Blue
B) Green
C) Pink
D) Black
ANSWER: A

2. What was Mario's original name from the Donkey Kong Arcade Game?
A) Bounce Man
B) Space Man
C) Rock Man
D) Jump Man
ANSWER: D

3. Which two sprites from Super Mario Bros. are practically identical in design? (choose two)
A) Shells
B) Super Stars
C) Blocks
D) Bushes
E) Mushrooms
F) Clouds
ANSWER: D & F

4. What are the bomb characters called in the Mario series?
A) Bomb-om
B) Bom-omb
C) Bo-bomb
D) Bob-omb
ANSWER: D

5. In the original SNES version of Super Mario World, there was one character that Yoshi couldn't eat, but could eat in the Super Famicom version. What was it?
A) Bony Beetles
B) Chargin' Chucks
C) Dolphins
D) Urchins
ANSWER: C

6. There was a game called Super Mario Bros. USA released in Japan. Which game was this a blatant reskin of?
A) The Fairyland Story
B) Towering Adventure!
C) Rainbow Islands: The Story of Bubble Bobble 2
D) Yume Kōjō: Doki Doki Panic
ANSWER: D

7. The shy/angry nature of the Boos in Super Mario Bros. 3 was based on what?
A) Koji Kondo's fear of ghosts
B) A fever dream that Miyamoto had
C) Takashi Tezuka's wife
D) A typical Japanese salaryman
ANSWER: C

8. During the development of Super Mario Bros. what item was Mario originally going to hold?
A) A bat
B) A gun
C) A bolo
D) A whip
ANSWER: B

9. The Wizard was basically a 97-minute long advertisement for Nintendo and Super Mario Bros. 3. But what was it called in Japan?
A) Sweet Road
B) Magic Gamer
C) Gamer Road
D) The Ultimate
ANSWER: A

10. According to a 1993 Nintendo character guide, Yoshi's full name is what?
A) T. Yoshiling Munchalot
B) T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas
C) T. Yoshikoopa Munchasaurus
D) Denver, the Last Dinosaur
ANSWER: B

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I just tried my hand at that quiz, and I got 8 out of 10! A couple of answers I got right were near-wild guesses, too, namely the ones about what Yoshi could and couldn't eat and the Boo question. The ones I got wrong were The Wizard question and what Mario was supposed to hold in Super Mario Bros. A gun?!? Seriously, a gun?!? That's, like, the complete opposite of what anyone would expect of Mario!

8. and 10 just like pikminpulator. 2. made me laugh though, Rock Man haha

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"See, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. When the chips are down, these civilized people, they'll eat each other. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve."