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PostPosted: Sat Dec 29, 2012 10:34 pm 
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Falcon6 wrote:
How do you relax?

thats an interesting question that i will humor. i had this whole dumb response typed out about your mom, but then i started thinking about it.

i mean, used to i could say that i relaxed by going out and having sex, getting drunk, getting into fights, generally being one of THOSE guys. wind up to wind down, you know. i dunno though, after a while it just starts getting...dangerous. You start realizing what you are doing, and who you are putting at risk by doing dumb things.

nowadays i kind of just play video games like normal people, and get really amped about HAT SIMULATOR AND WHATEVER OTHER GAME YEAH and then after im done playing them i feel a little relaxed.

not the same, but a hell of a lot safer.

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If a shemale !#%$ Buck Angel, then who is the !#%$?

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 1:33 am 
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If a shemale !#%$ Buck Angel, then who is the !#%$?

you for asking !#%$ questions

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 2:16 am 
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What's your favorite movie, book, or video game of all time?

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 3:30 am 
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Falcon6 wrote:
What's your favorite movie, book, or video game of all time?

i dont really have favorite things so much, that implies that you can't like more than one thing. I enjoy a variety of different things from different genres, but i dont really have a FAVORITE thing in any one of those categories.

though, if i had to PICK, like if you held me up at gunpoint and somehow managed to make me not fight back

i would pick game, because i dont watch much movies and i can't read books without trying to rewrite them to make them better.

and the game would be a toss up between Shadow of the Colossus, Journey, Goldeneye, Sonic 2, and Banjo Kazooie

and if you made me pick from those, i'd probably end up picking SotC.

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Why do they always find semen in a crime scene, even when it's completely unrelated to sexual assault or whatever?

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 1:56 pm 
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Mecha wrote:
DoM wrote:
If a shemale !#%$ Buck Angel, then who is the !#%$?

you for asking !#%$ questions

Image Welcome to my world.

Image Probably everyone's world, really. Are these kinds of questions the only thing DoM asks?

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 4:41 pm 
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Why do they always find semen in a crime scene, even when it's completely unrelated to sexual assault or whatever?

because apparently humans will have sex anywhere
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Image Probably everyone's world, really. Are these kinds of questions the only thing DoM asks?

apparently

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Will you draw me a picture?

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 7:08 pm 
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Will you draw me a picture?

from a young age i was cursed with the physical limitation of not being able to draw

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 7:16 pm 
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About how correct are you at predictions versus a magic 8 Ball?

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 8:01 pm 
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Super Penguin M wrote:
About how correct are you at predictions versus a magic 8 Ball?

i usually don't talk about this, but my family has some crazy psychic juju going on with it. like, my mom has always been able to predict when something will go wrong, and my grandpa predicted his own death down to the minute. crazy !#%$ like that.

i can briefly see visions of the future in my sleep. not like "oh its the same thing i do every day OH MAN I WAS RIGHT IT HAPPENED AGAIN TODAY," no, like crazy !#%$. nowadays it doesnt happen as often, and when i do get a vision its way foggy and usually not useful.

but yeah. 8 ball? get that !#%$ out of here.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 8:26 pm 
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Now that you mention it, I do remember you mentioning once or twice that you nearly died in your dreams and then the same thing to happen the next day.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 8:42 pm 
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Super Penguin M wrote:
Now that you mention it, I do remember you mentioning once or twice that you nearly died in your dreams and then the same thing to happen the next day.

yeah, i had some close calls that i only survived because of my premonitions. that and i have like, crazy amounts of luck that will one day run out.

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Have you ever fallen in love with a spaghetti dropper?

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Have you ever fallen in love with a spaghetti dropper?

im going to pretend i dont know what that term means and tell you to stop asking awful questions

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Is chocolate lethal to cats like it is for dogs?

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Is chocolate lethal to cats like it is for dogs?

yes, you idiot

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What was a highlight for 2012 for you?

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how do you deal with untimely upload failures?
have you ever worked with subversion repositories
why does DoM ask these question s?

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 5:11 am 
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Falcon6 wrote:
What was a highlight for 2012 for you?

not getting shot
GokuTroy6 wrote:
how do you deal with untimely upload failures?
have you ever worked with subversion repositories
why does DoM ask these question s?

i dont make !#%$ amv tributes to a dead anime series about screaming for 6 episodes
probably not
because dom has no social life and hates being normal

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are you literally !#%$ retarded
i don't hate being normal
i wish i was normal

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 6:21 pm 
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Mecha wrote:
Falcon6 wrote:
What was a highlight for 2012 for you?

not getting shot
GokuTroy6 wrote:
have you ever worked with subversion repositories

probably not


Actually you have. :O


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 7:25 pm 
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DoM wrote:
are you literally !#%$ retarded
i don't hate being normal
i wish i was normal

that wasnt a question that was a statement, and your statement is wrong
please go hug your mother and cry about wanting to kill your father and bone her, or whatever Freudian problems you have.

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Actually you have. :O


then i have i guess

this is also not a question, i hate you

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Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

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