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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 3:51 am 
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who the !#%$ is LongShoreManX

you, badly typoed, you !#%$ gobbler

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:24 am 
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How many people have ever lived ever?

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:47 pm 
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DoM wrote:
How many people have ever lived ever?

too many

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:01 pm 
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how do you grow crops

why don't you ever post on SA

why haven't we bought skate 3 yet


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:21 pm 
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Longshoreman X wrote:
how do you grow crops

why don't you ever post on SA

why haven't we bought skate 3 yet


i'm not a farmer

because i like reading more than i do posting on some elitist !#%$ stain of a forum

because i dont have the money to waste on video games, and you waste your money on stupid !#%$

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 6:16 pm 
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So outside of video games, what sort of frivolous non-internet hobby do you have?

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 6:28 pm 
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i used to be highly interested in psychology and people habits. I would go to a mall, or some other place where high amounts of people would gather, and just take notes and watch people. It was actually a lot less creepy than it sounds, and it was really interesting.

I found out that, yes, you can usually tell what kind of person someone is solely based on their looks, and how they act in public. 99.9% of the time I was completely correct.

another great use for my people watching abilities was in my pursuits of women. i knew exactly who to talk to, and almost never struck out.

i was always more interested in the .1% though. the people that go against the grain.

i have like, 6 notebooks just full of notes. i should go back and read through them someday. those notes are the reason I can characterize so well today. if you ever have trouble getting into a character, i suggest observing normal human behaviors and picking up a few tips and quirks. its a lot more fun than you think

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 9:09 pm 
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so how did you just manage to make yourself sound creepier than dom in just one post

also gg


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 9:15 pm 
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Longshoreman X wrote:
so how did you just manage to make yourself sound creepier than dom in just one post

also gg

so how do you manage to type without getting all those !#%$ tangled up in your hands

!#%$ you can't handle all those !#%$


shut the !#%$ up

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:13 am 
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So through our chat about gas station male enhancement, you demanded I ask here for a more in-depth answer.

Why would someone buy something you swallow from a gas station vending machine located in a bathroom?

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 6:01 am 
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So through our chat about gas station male enhancement, you demanded I ask here for a more in-depth answer.

Why would someone buy something you swallow from a gas station vending machine located in a bathroom?

well, probably for the same reason that those bathrooms exist in the first place. Convenience. As long as something exists to make someone's life quicker, they will take it, no matter how disgusting it may seem to someone else. I'd bet you a fiver that the vending machine gets used way more often than you think, and I know i'm right. The fact that it is there proves my point in the first place. If it didn't attract money, then it would have been removed.

let me give you another disgusting example. You know the 5 second rule? Where you drop something on the ground, and if you pick it up in 5 seconds, you can still eat it? You know that !#%$ is fake, right? Its gross as hell you be puttin that !#%$ back in your mouth when it done touched the ground yo.

So why do people do it anyway? Well, usually because its more convenient to pick up the food from the ground than it is to go get another foodstuff. And it saves money.

also people are just gross in general dude. we eat !#%$ meat leftovers jammed into a sleeve made to look like a dong. half of america is overweight because we cant stop eating at fast food places, where the food is probably just lard shaped into what closely resembles something edible.

yeah

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 6:18 am 
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HOW MANY !#%$ DO YOU MUNCH DAILY

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 6:21 am 
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Ruki Motomiya wrote:
HOW MANY !#%$ DO YOU MUNCH DAILY

i can't eat hot dogs after learning that they shove pig !#%$ into them :(

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 6:22 am 
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Why must you crush my newfound love of the hot dog so soon?

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 6:28 am 
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Falcon6 wrote:
Why must you crush my newfound love of the hot dog so soon?

if you really want to enjoy a weiner, you should try that one, the Hebrew National brand. they're kosher, and are !#%$ great for dogs. they're a bit pricey though, so unless you got the cash for it, it'll just be one of those things you savor when you get to try it.

protip, i put BBQ sauce on my dogs. !#%$ great.

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ?


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Longshoreman X wrote:
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ?

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:01 pm 
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whats it like being senile before 25


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 7:19 pm 
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whats it like being senile before 25

scary, and then i forget

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I've limited my patience for !#%$ questions, also i hate you

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 9:24 pm 
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When will I have a computer that can run games well? I need to know this.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 10:53 pm 
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When will I have a computer that can run games well? I need to know this.

in the year 20xx

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 8:06 pm 
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What kind of questions should I ask you?


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Elby wrote:
What kind of questions should I ask you?

anything please

im dying over here i live off these questions

help

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