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PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 5:40 am 
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He can help you so I don't have to.

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Why do you immediately make me regret everything

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Why do you immediately make me regret everything

=3 falcon don't be silly you know you love hating me

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I hear that taking a certain combination of supplements increases how much one ejaculates. What would I have to take for that?

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Do you love to hate us or do you love it when we love to hate you?

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I hear that taking a certain combination of supplements increases how much one ejaculates. What would I have to take for that?

stare at goatse for 12 hours a day

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Do you love to hate us or do you love it when we love to hate you?

your question implies that i can feel anything other than pure malice and contempt?

oh and rage, lots of that

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): I am doing a great job, thank you

Mecha, am I doing a great job?

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): I am doing a great job, thank you

Mecha, am I doing a great job?

probably not as good of a job as i could do

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What is wrong with Capcom these days?

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What is wrong with Capcom these days?

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What is the worst thing that you have done?

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What is the worst thing that you have done?

depends on what you mean by worst

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It doesn't matter. As long as it's horrible.

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It doesn't matter. As long as it's horrible.

now see, this is too broad a generalization. i could counter with "well dom everything i do is pretty horrible, so just posting this is an answer"

but if you want just a specific example of how terrible i can be, i once beat someone so badly, they spent 2 months in intensive care and 4 months in rehab(?). it took 3 tazings, and at least 8 people, 2 of them trained police officers, to pull me off of the person.

to be fair to me, they had just confessed to murdering a friend of mine, and they are currently spending the remainder of their life in prison. so yes. not justified on my part, but understandable according to my friends.

i guess they have rehab in jail for life term inmates? who knows.

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Coke or Pepsi?

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Coke or Pepsi?

coke, def

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Elby wrote:
What can't I ask you, Mecha?

you can ask me anything, depending on the question i'll give you an answer based on how dumb the question is. usually you'll have to try pretty hard to get me to take questions seriously

or you could just go 'okay mecha here's a real question id like a serious answer' and i'll decide whether or not to oblige you



also straight up i pretty much serious answer any sex questions because my serious answers for those are weirder than the silly answers

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hi mecha how are you doing : )


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For all the !#%$ things that happen in your life, how do you manage with them, you know, move on? I mean, legit !#%$ things like family issues.

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Describe what !#%$ feels like.

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MKAX wrote:
hi mecha how are you doing : )

i'd be doing good if you were DOING YOUR COMICS

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For all the !#%$ things that happen in your life, how do you manage with them, you know, move on? I mean, legit !#%$ things like family issues.

sometimes you don't. I don't think people ever really move on from something, no matter what they say. I know i haven't. i say i have, but it still hurts, even for someone like me. you say family issues, but i've had worse things happen to me than getting grounded or some !#%$. the most you can do is just bear it and keep moving forward. try to look for answers when you can, sometimes that helps.

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everything that happened in 2012, but slightly different. nothing of value will happen
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Describe what !#%$ feels like.

every !#%$ feels different. but pretty much the difference doesn't matter, so much as their excitement. when they are really into it, you can tell. it feels like, i dunno. slipping your !#%$ into soft, yet wet, velvet, and it just sends sensations down the tip of your !#%$, up your spine and back down. her breath gets ragged and shallow, and sometimes i'll stop and let her !#%$ form around my !#%$ just so i can decide how to proceed. its all about the foreplay, about making sure she is into it.

generally, young girls have energy and mature girls have skill and experience.

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How do you relax?

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Falcon6 wrote:
How do you relax?

thats an interesting question that i will humor. i had this whole dumb response typed out about your mom, but then i started thinking about it.

i mean, used to i could say that i relaxed by going out and having sex, getting drunk, getting into fights, generally being one of THOSE guys. wind up to wind down, you know. i dunno though, after a while it just starts getting...dangerous. You start realizing what you are doing, and who you are putting at risk by doing dumb things.

nowadays i kind of just play video games like normal people, and get really amped about HAT SIMULATOR AND WHATEVER OTHER GAME YEAH and then after im done playing them i feel a little relaxed.

not the same, but a hell of a lot safer.

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If a shemale !#%$ Buck Angel, then who is the !#%$?

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If a shemale !#%$ Buck Angel, then who is the !#%$?

you for asking !#%$ questions

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What's your favorite movie, book, or video game of all time?

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Falcon6 wrote:
What's your favorite movie, book, or video game of all time?

i dont really have favorite things so much, that implies that you can't like more than one thing. I enjoy a variety of different things from different genres, but i dont really have a FAVORITE thing in any one of those categories.

though, if i had to PICK, like if you held me up at gunpoint and somehow managed to make me not fight back

i would pick game, because i dont watch much movies and i can't read books without trying to rewrite them to make them better.

and the game would be a toss up between Shadow of the Colossus, Journey, Goldeneye, Sonic 2, and Banjo Kazooie

and if you made me pick from those, i'd probably end up picking SotC.

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Why do they always find semen in a crime scene, even when it's completely unrelated to sexual assault or whatever?

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Mecha wrote:
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If a shemale !#%$ Buck Angel, then who is the !#%$?

you for asking !#%$ questions

Image Welcome to my world.

Image Probably everyone's world, really. Are these kinds of questions the only thing DoM asks?

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DoM wrote:
Why do they always find semen in a crime scene, even when it's completely unrelated to sexual assault or whatever?

because apparently humans will have sex anywhere
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Image Probably everyone's world, really. Are these kinds of questions the only thing DoM asks?

apparently

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Will you draw me a picture?

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Will you draw me a picture?

from a young age i was cursed with the physical limitation of not being able to draw

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About how correct are you at predictions versus a magic 8 Ball?

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About how correct are you at predictions versus a magic 8 Ball?

i usually don't talk about this, but my family has some crazy psychic juju going on with it. like, my mom has always been able to predict when something will go wrong, and my grandpa predicted his own death down to the minute. crazy !#%$ like that.

i can briefly see visions of the future in my sleep. not like "oh its the same thing i do every day OH MAN I WAS RIGHT IT HAPPENED AGAIN TODAY," no, like crazy !#%$. nowadays it doesnt happen as often, and when i do get a vision its way foggy and usually not useful.

but yeah. 8 ball? get that !#%$ out of here.

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Now that you mention it, I do remember you mentioning once or twice that you nearly died in your dreams and then the same thing to happen the next day.

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Super Penguin M wrote:
Now that you mention it, I do remember you mentioning once or twice that you nearly died in your dreams and then the same thing to happen the next day.

yeah, i had some close calls that i only survived because of my premonitions. that and i have like, crazy amounts of luck that will one day run out.

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Have you ever fallen in love with a spaghetti dropper?

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Have you ever fallen in love with a spaghetti dropper?

im going to pretend i dont know what that term means and tell you to stop asking awful questions

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Is chocolate lethal to cats like it is for dogs?

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Is chocolate lethal to cats like it is for dogs?

yes, you idiot

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What was a highlight for 2012 for you?

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how do you deal with untimely upload failures?
have you ever worked with subversion repositories
why does DoM ask these question s?

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What was a highlight for 2012 for you?

not getting shot
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how do you deal with untimely upload failures?
have you ever worked with subversion repositories
why does DoM ask these question s?

i dont make !#%$ amv tributes to a dead anime series about screaming for 6 episodes
probably not
because dom has no social life and hates being normal

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are you literally !#%$ retarded
i don't hate being normal
i wish i was normal

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Mecha wrote:
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What was a highlight for 2012 for you?

not getting shot
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probably not


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are you literally !#%$ retarded
i don't hate being normal
i wish i was normal

that wasnt a question that was a statement, and your statement is wrong
please go hug your mother and cry about wanting to kill your father and bone her, or whatever Freudian problems you have.

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then i have i guess

this is also not a question, i hate you

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Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

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Why do you always feel the need to be right no matter how wrong you really are?

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YO MECHA
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DoM wrote:
Why do you always feel the need to be right no matter how wrong you really are?

doesn't matter how wrong you are, if you say you are right, and you have the confidence to back it up, nothing anyone else says will matter. I mean, just look at our government!

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not you

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YO MECHA
HOW ARE YOU SO COOL?

i bathe in swag daily.

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Mecha wrote:
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YO MECHA
HOW ARE YOU SO COOL?

i bathe in swag daily.


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Why do I always feel disgusting after I eat fast food?

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How can I understand the rules to American football?

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DoM wrote:
Why do I always feel disgusting after I eat fast food?

literally, fast food is the equivilent of something you scoop off the ground and shove in your mouth for how good it is for you. eat a salad or something.
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How can I understand the rules to American football?

beats me, i just like to watch the sports pile get tallways

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no one asks me anything anymore

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If I park in a no parking zone, how likely am I to get keyed?

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If I park in your parking zone, how likely am I to get keyed?

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Super Penguin M wrote:
If I park in a no parking zone, how likely am I to get keyed?

You are more likely to get towed, unless you don't get towed, then some pissed off, entitled !#%$ will key your car.

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If I park in your parking zone, how likely am I to get keyed?

I wouldn't dirty my keys with such an act. I would, however, slash your tires and piss in your gas tank. I would also break all your windows and put dog !#%$ in your car exhaust.

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Why do panties feel so much better than regular underwear?

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DoM wrote:
Why do panties feel so much better than regular underwear?

!#%$ you !#%$ you !#%$ you !#%$ you !#%$ YOU HOLY !#%$ WHY IS EVERY QUESTION YOU ASK THIS AWFUL

PANTIES FEEL BETTER BECAUSE YOU ARE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO FEELING LIKE A 4 YEAR OLD GIRL YOU HORRIBLE !#%$. YOU WOULD PROBABLY PUT ON MAKE-UP AND LITTLE HAIR CLIPS, AND SIT IN FRONT OF A MIRROR CRYING AS YOU JERK OFF INTO THOSE PANTIES, DREAMING OF THE DAY YOUR SENPAI WILL !#%$ YOU IN THE ASS.


AND I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT. I HATE YOUR FACE, I HATE YOUR POSTS. EVERY POST YOU MAKE IS UNCOMFORTABLE AND HORRIBLE.


!#%$

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Why is Raichu your favorite Pokemon? Not trying to sound offensive, I'm just curious because I've seen why, in one way or another, everyone elses' favorite Pokemon appeals to them, but haven't seen this with you.

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Why is Raichu your favorite Pokemon? Not trying to sound offensive, I'm just curious because I've seen why, in one way or another, everyone elses' favorite Pokemon appeals to them, but haven't seen this with you.

Pikachu used to be my favorite. I really liked Pikachu's design, and attitude during the anime, etc. When I actually got a chance to play the game(Red 4 life), I realized how boring Pikachu was. I dunno, it was like, yeah I could use Pikachu. But there are like, 149 other pokemon I can try out. Then, while pissing around in my inventory, I accidentally evolved my Pikachu, and it turned into this incredibly awesome beast. Raichu carried my entire team through the elite 4, the caves, and destroyed Mewtwo. I traded Chu to Gold, and WRECKED that game too.

I have fond memories of Chu. Too bad I couldn't transfer it over to Gen 3. Oh well.

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Why are cicadas so !#%$ loud?

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Why are cicadas so !#%$ loud?

the quieter you want something to be, the louder it will seem. stop paying attention to it, and you'll hardly notice it after awhile.


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What is your favorite typeface?

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What is your favorite typeface?

Comic Sans

lol no jk, i love wingdings!!!!!


actually, i don't think i really have a favorite, so much as i have several i dislike. Times New Roman, because thats ALL YOU GET TO USE FOREVER during school holy !#%$. Comic Sans, because its AWFUL. Impact font, because memes lol XD!!!


i guess i don't hate some of the most basic fonts. I dislike fonts i have a hard time reading, obviously. Everyone should.


Taking a bit of a step away from typeface, only a small step, i like writing in print, hate cursive, but love calligraphy. I love the way the letters flow into each other, and how fragile they look. If only i could actually write like that. I would send letters to people just to show off my awesome writing capabilities.

oh well

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how the !#%$ has our friendship lasted for 6 (7?) years.

why are you so bad at scout you !#%$ baka scrublord


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how the !#%$ has our friendship lasted for 6 (7?) years.

why are you so bad at scout you !#%$ baka scrublord

because we have perfect levels of hatred for each other, we never tire of arguing with each other. though lately you've been more of a !#%$ than usual

and !#%$ YOU IM GREAT AT SCOUT I'LL WRECK YOUR !#%$

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eat my butt i will own you (?)


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eat my butt i will own you (?)

oh my god


at least im not a !#%$ BATTLEMEDIC LIKE YOU


get !#%$

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Mecha wrote:
!#%$ BATTLEMEDIC


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!#%$ BATTLEMEDIC


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THATS NOT A QUESTION !#%$

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Why is he such a !#%$ battlemedic?

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Why is he such a !#%$ battlemedic?

your implying that anyone playing medic should be a battlemedic

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I'm not implying anything. I don't play Hat Fortress.

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Are chocolate almonds better than caramel peanuts?

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I'm not implying anything. I don't play Hat Fortress.

im going to start making a tally of all the times someone doesnt ask me a question



and then murder everyone on the list

McKnackus I wrote:
Are chocolate almonds better than caramel peanuts?

i dont like almonds, so im biased.

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what the !#%$ did you do


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what the !#%$ did you do

NO

!#%$ YOU

GET OWNED

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so when you were watching that horror movie was it a scream or a yelp


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so when you were watching that horror movie was it a scream or a yelp

OH MY GOD I WILL LITERALLY PUNCH YOU IN YOUR STUPID FACE

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haha r u kidding, it was this 3 second long shrill shriek, and he grabbed me

he is literally the biggest baby itz so fukin funny, i got him to sit though saw once and he whimpered half the movie!

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oh my god


lets not forget who has a !#%$ full-body pillow of otacon under her bed


a suspiciously used full body pillow of otacon

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if you had gone to that con in Florida with me you literally could have punched me
fake edit: holy !#%$ i wanna watch mecha play silent hill now


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haha hey um totally i was lying about that scream thing! i do not have a pillow of otacon


oh my god mecha i cannot believe you

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oh my god


lets not forget who has a !#%$ full-body pillow of otacon under her bed


a suspiciously used full body pillow of otacon

Define suspiciously used.

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mecha and falcon lets play silent hill

make it happen

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DoM wrote:
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lets not forget who has a !#%$ full-body pillow of otacon under her bed


a suspiciously used full body pillow of otacon

Define suspiciously used.

please no, stop. this makes me really uncomfortable.

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lets not forget who has a !#%$ full-body pillow of otacon under her bed


a suspiciously used full body pillow of otacon

Define suspiciously used.

shut up dom

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1. dom you are a creep
2. mecha gave me neko's number, what a weirdo


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1. dom you are a creep
2. mecha gave me neko's number, what a weirdo

no i did not

you shut your lying face

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you told me it after giving me her SA name


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Falcon comes up to you one day and forces you (for whatever reason) to make this community alive and thriving.
He also requests that you ban 7 members, so who are they, and what will you do to bring this place to life?

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Falcon comes up to you one day and forces you (for whatever reason) to make this community alive and thriving.
He also requests that you ban 7 members, so who are they, and what will you do to bring this place to life?


The list would be pretty hard. I can think of a few off the top of my head, but 7? I don't think we even have 7 active members total. Let's answer that question at the end.

Getting this community actually thriving again would be pretty hard, to be honest. I've already twisted falcon's arm into taking the first steps (getting rid of the spam board, getting an entire new forum) but I can't really get him to get back into art again. That's something he has to do himself. Really, the only thing that will get people to come here is attaching it to something popular.

Honestly, I would attach it to MK's comic. Not to knock falcon, but MK already is somewhat popular, and his art can only bring in more people. The only problem is, MK relies on !#%$ wordpress to host his comic. I don't know, personally, but I bet he would be okay with attaching this forum to his comic and letting people swarm here to comment on it, and stick around and build a community again. But first you would have to help MK host his comic, and then attract attention to it on other forums and get other people more interested in it. And honestly, I don't think falcon would want someone else bringing the people to his forum, overshadowing his comic that may one day see light again.

moving back to the banned users list...

DoM would be my first pick, easily.
Mamma Peach would be an easy second, she doesnt even come here anymore, and after her episode in the RP board, I wouldn't want her back.
LongShoreManX would be a third, we all know why.
FSL would be a fourth, mostly because he's a !#%$ and is rude to members.
The Challenger would make it onto this list as 5th, mostly because he's a bad poster and all of his posts come directly from !#%$ thinking.
I'm going to throw in all the alts of people for 6th, because its against the rules mostly, but also because i couldn't think of anyone else to put down besides 7th
Myself. Honestly, i'm sure half of the members here wish i was banned, and i would probably deserve it several times over. even if half of the things i do are to keep the community interested and to continue to provide stupid things to argue about, and even when i try to get people to post better. i still don't deserve to get away with half of the things i do. i would ban myself.

but yes, this community won't change. at least it won't fester under the old forums. it will just quietly sit, waiting for the potential to waste away.

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