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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 2:08 am 
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If I park in a no parking zone, how likely am I to get keyed?

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 2:17 am 
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If I park in your parking zone, how likely am I to get keyed?

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 3:31 am 
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Super Penguin M wrote:
If I park in a no parking zone, how likely am I to get keyed?

You are more likely to get towed, unless you don't get towed, then some pissed off, entitled !#%$ will key your car.

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If I park in your parking zone, how likely am I to get keyed?

I wouldn't dirty my keys with such an act. I would, however, slash your tires and piss in your gas tank. I would also break all your windows and put dog !#%$ in your car exhaust.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 6:05 pm 
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Why do panties feel so much better than regular underwear?

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 6:15 pm 
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DoM wrote:
Why do panties feel so much better than regular underwear?

!#%$ you !#%$ you !#%$ you !#%$ you !#%$ YOU HOLY !#%$ WHY IS EVERY QUESTION YOU ASK THIS AWFUL

PANTIES FEEL BETTER BECAUSE YOU ARE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO FEELING LIKE A 4 YEAR OLD GIRL YOU HORRIBLE !#%$. YOU WOULD PROBABLY PUT ON MAKE-UP AND LITTLE HAIR CLIPS, AND SIT IN FRONT OF A MIRROR CRYING AS YOU JERK OFF INTO THOSE PANTIES, DREAMING OF THE DAY YOUR SENPAI WILL !#%$ YOU IN THE ASS.


AND I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT. I HATE YOUR FACE, I HATE YOUR POSTS. EVERY POST YOU MAKE IS UNCOMFORTABLE AND HORRIBLE.


!#%$

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 7:51 pm 
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Why is Raichu your favorite Pokemon? Not trying to sound offensive, I'm just curious because I've seen why, in one way or another, everyone elses' favorite Pokemon appeals to them, but haven't seen this with you.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:13 pm 
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FSLAR wrote:
Why is Raichu your favorite Pokemon? Not trying to sound offensive, I'm just curious because I've seen why, in one way or another, everyone elses' favorite Pokemon appeals to them, but haven't seen this with you.

Pikachu used to be my favorite. I really liked Pikachu's design, and attitude during the anime, etc. When I actually got a chance to play the game(Red 4 life), I realized how boring Pikachu was. I dunno, it was like, yeah I could use Pikachu. But there are like, 149 other pokemon I can try out. Then, while pissing around in my inventory, I accidentally evolved my Pikachu, and it turned into this incredibly awesome beast. Raichu carried my entire team through the elite 4, the caves, and destroyed Mewtwo. I traded Chu to Gold, and WRECKED that game too.

I have fond memories of Chu. Too bad I couldn't transfer it over to Gen 3. Oh well.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:27 pm 
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Why are cicadas so !#%$ loud?

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 9:28 pm 
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Why are cicadas so !#%$ loud?

the quieter you want something to be, the louder it will seem. stop paying attention to it, and you'll hardly notice it after awhile.


~lessons from living in new york~

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:49 pm 
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What is your favorite typeface?

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:58 pm 
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What is your favorite typeface?

Comic Sans

lol no jk, i love wingdings!!!!!


actually, i don't think i really have a favorite, so much as i have several i dislike. Times New Roman, because thats ALL YOU GET TO USE FOREVER during school holy !#%$. Comic Sans, because its AWFUL. Impact font, because memes lol XD!!!


i guess i don't hate some of the most basic fonts. I dislike fonts i have a hard time reading, obviously. Everyone should.


Taking a bit of a step away from typeface, only a small step, i like writing in print, hate cursive, but love calligraphy. I love the way the letters flow into each other, and how fragile they look. If only i could actually write like that. I would send letters to people just to show off my awesome writing capabilities.

oh well

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:08 am 
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how the !#%$ has our friendship lasted for 6 (7?) years.

why are you so bad at scout you !#%$ baka scrublord


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:16 am 
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Longshoreman X wrote:
how the !#%$ has our friendship lasted for 6 (7?) years.

why are you so bad at scout you !#%$ baka scrublord

because we have perfect levels of hatred for each other, we never tire of arguing with each other. though lately you've been more of a !#%$ than usual

and !#%$ YOU IM GREAT AT SCOUT I'LL WRECK YOUR !#%$

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:20 am 
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eat my butt i will own you (?)


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:22 am 
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Longshoreman X wrote:
eat my butt i will own you (?)

oh my god


at least im not a !#%$ BATTLEMEDIC LIKE YOU


get !#%$

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