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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 1:36 pm 
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Why do they always find semen in a crime scene, even when it's completely unrelated to sexual assault or whatever?

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 1:56 pm 
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If a shemale !#%$ Buck Angel, then who is the !#%$?

you for asking !#%$ questions

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Image Probably everyone's world, really. Are these kinds of questions the only thing DoM asks?

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 4:41 pm 
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DoM wrote:
Why do they always find semen in a crime scene, even when it's completely unrelated to sexual assault or whatever?

because apparently humans will have sex anywhere
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Image Probably everyone's world, really. Are these kinds of questions the only thing DoM asks?

apparently

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 6:36 pm 
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Will you draw me a picture?

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 7:08 pm 
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Will you draw me a picture?

from a young age i was cursed with the physical limitation of not being able to draw

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 7:16 pm 
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About how correct are you at predictions versus a magic 8 Ball?

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 8:01 pm 
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Super Penguin M wrote:
About how correct are you at predictions versus a magic 8 Ball?

i usually don't talk about this, but my family has some crazy psychic juju going on with it. like, my mom has always been able to predict when something will go wrong, and my grandpa predicted his own death down to the minute. crazy !#%$ like that.

i can briefly see visions of the future in my sleep. not like "oh its the same thing i do every day OH MAN I WAS RIGHT IT HAPPENED AGAIN TODAY," no, like crazy !#%$. nowadays it doesnt happen as often, and when i do get a vision its way foggy and usually not useful.

but yeah. 8 ball? get that !#%$ out of here.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 8:26 pm 
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Now that you mention it, I do remember you mentioning once or twice that you nearly died in your dreams and then the same thing to happen the next day.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 8:42 pm 
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Super Penguin M wrote:
Now that you mention it, I do remember you mentioning once or twice that you nearly died in your dreams and then the same thing to happen the next day.

yeah, i had some close calls that i only survived because of my premonitions. that and i have like, crazy amounts of luck that will one day run out.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 11:24 pm 
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Have you ever fallen in love with a spaghetti dropper?

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 11:53 pm 
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Have you ever fallen in love with a spaghetti dropper?

im going to pretend i dont know what that term means and tell you to stop asking awful questions

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Is chocolate lethal to cats like it is for dogs?

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:59 pm 
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Is chocolate lethal to cats like it is for dogs?

yes, you idiot

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What was a highlight for 2012 for you?

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how do you deal with untimely upload failures?
have you ever worked with subversion repositories
why does DoM ask these question s?

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