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PostPosted: Sat Dec 29, 2012 12:28 am 
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Coke or Pepsi?

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Coke or Pepsi?

coke, def

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 29, 2012 4:14 am 
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 29, 2012 4:33 am 
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Elby wrote:
What can't I ask you, Mecha?

you can ask me anything, depending on the question i'll give you an answer based on how dumb the question is. usually you'll have to try pretty hard to get me to take questions seriously

or you could just go 'okay mecha here's a real question id like a serious answer' and i'll decide whether or not to oblige you



also straight up i pretty much serious answer any sex questions because my serious answers for those are weirder than the silly answers

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hi mecha how are you doing : )


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For all the !#%$ things that happen in your life, how do you manage with them, you know, move on? I mean, legit !#%$ things like family issues.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 29, 2012 1:20 pm 
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Describe what !#%$ feels like.

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MKAX wrote:
hi mecha how are you doing : )

i'd be doing good if you were DOING YOUR COMICS

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For all the !#%$ things that happen in your life, how do you manage with them, you know, move on? I mean, legit !#%$ things like family issues.

sometimes you don't. I don't think people ever really move on from something, no matter what they say. I know i haven't. i say i have, but it still hurts, even for someone like me. you say family issues, but i've had worse things happen to me than getting grounded or some !#%$. the most you can do is just bear it and keep moving forward. try to look for answers when you can, sometimes that helps.

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everything that happened in 2012, but slightly different. nothing of value will happen
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Describe what !#%$ feels like.

every !#%$ feels different. but pretty much the difference doesn't matter, so much as their excitement. when they are really into it, you can tell. it feels like, i dunno. slipping your !#%$ into soft, yet wet, velvet, and it just sends sensations down the tip of your !#%$, up your spine and back down. her breath gets ragged and shallow, and sometimes i'll stop and let her !#%$ form around my !#%$ just so i can decide how to proceed. its all about the foreplay, about making sure she is into it.

generally, young girls have energy and mature girls have skill and experience.

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How do you relax?

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Falcon6 wrote:
How do you relax?

thats an interesting question that i will humor. i had this whole dumb response typed out about your mom, but then i started thinking about it.

i mean, used to i could say that i relaxed by going out and having sex, getting drunk, getting into fights, generally being one of THOSE guys. wind up to wind down, you know. i dunno though, after a while it just starts getting...dangerous. You start realizing what you are doing, and who you are putting at risk by doing dumb things.

nowadays i kind of just play video games like normal people, and get really amped about HAT SIMULATOR AND WHATEVER OTHER GAME YEAH and then after im done playing them i feel a little relaxed.

not the same, but a hell of a lot safer.

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If a shemale !#%$ Buck Angel, then who is the !#%$?

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If a shemale !#%$ Buck Angel, then who is the !#%$?

you for asking !#%$ questions

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What's your favorite movie, book, or video game of all time?

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 3:30 am 
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What's your favorite movie, book, or video game of all time?

i dont really have favorite things so much, that implies that you can't like more than one thing. I enjoy a variety of different things from different genres, but i dont really have a FAVORITE thing in any one of those categories.

though, if i had to PICK, like if you held me up at gunpoint and somehow managed to make me not fight back

i would pick game, because i dont watch much movies and i can't read books without trying to rewrite them to make them better.

and the game would be a toss up between Shadow of the Colossus, Journey, Goldeneye, Sonic 2, and Banjo Kazooie

and if you made me pick from those, i'd probably end up picking SotC.

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Why do they always find semen in a crime scene, even when it's completely unrelated to sexual assault or whatever?

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Mecha wrote:
DoM wrote:
If a shemale !#%$ Buck Angel, then who is the !#%$?

you for asking !#%$ questions

Image Welcome to my world.

Image Probably everyone's world, really. Are these kinds of questions the only thing DoM asks?

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Why do they always find semen in a crime scene, even when it's completely unrelated to sexual assault or whatever?

because apparently humans will have sex anywhere
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Image Probably everyone's world, really. Are these kinds of questions the only thing DoM asks?

apparently

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Will you draw me a picture?

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Will you draw me a picture?

from a young age i was cursed with the physical limitation of not being able to draw

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About how correct are you at predictions versus a magic 8 Ball?

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About how correct are you at predictions versus a magic 8 Ball?

i usually don't talk about this, but my family has some crazy psychic juju going on with it. like, my mom has always been able to predict when something will go wrong, and my grandpa predicted his own death down to the minute. crazy !#%$ like that.

i can briefly see visions of the future in my sleep. not like "oh its the same thing i do every day OH MAN I WAS RIGHT IT HAPPENED AGAIN TODAY," no, like crazy !#%$. nowadays it doesnt happen as often, and when i do get a vision its way foggy and usually not useful.

but yeah. 8 ball? get that !#%$ out of here.

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Now that you mention it, I do remember you mentioning once or twice that you nearly died in your dreams and then the same thing to happen the next day.

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Super Penguin M wrote:
Now that you mention it, I do remember you mentioning once or twice that you nearly died in your dreams and then the same thing to happen the next day.

yeah, i had some close calls that i only survived because of my premonitions. that and i have like, crazy amounts of luck that will one day run out.

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Have you ever fallen in love with a spaghetti dropper?

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