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*Misaki and Ayako happen to be near the teddy bear store*

Ayako: Thanks for getting me taking me to the mall, Misaki. It's been really fun.

Misaki: Glad you had a good time.

Ayako: ...Hey, you never told me you had a twin sister.

Misaki: What?

Ayako: That girl, in the pink dress. She looks exactly like you. She's got the face and everything.

Misaki: Oh wow, she does, except she's flat and has lots of muscle.

...Wait a minute...

Ayako: What?

Misaki: That's not a girl. I have a feeling that's someone we know.

Ayako: How do you know? Just because she's got a lot of muscle and a flat chest doesn't mean she's a boy.

Me: *suddenly comes crashing out riding Steboh as a car, with lots of teddy bears in the trunk* BUMPER CARS!

Misaki: No, but that does.

Wait I never agreed to be a vehicle!

Well you did now.

Hey, it's my sisters. *drives up to them* Quick, get in.

Misaki: No way, I won't take part in whatever you're doing right now. And neither will Ayako. Isn't that right?

Ayako: *already in the back with her seat belt on* No, you're wrong. I've always wanted to join Kiyoshi and Steboh in their silly antics once.

Misaki: ...Okay, count me in. *sits in the front next to Kiyoshi*

Me: *drives out the doors* WHOOOOOOO!!!

Ow, my face.

Wait why is that wall gettin' bigger and bigger?

Misaki & Ayako: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*Steboh!Car suddenly rides on the wall to get over it*

Me: I've got it under control.

*holding Virgin turkey in one hand, a fancy shmacy knife-thingy in the other, and Summoning Rituals for Dummies in his foot*

....Where on earth is that Dame?

*car lands a few yards away from Yokuba*

*everyone gets out* Got all the teddy bears we need.

Misaki: Teddy bears?

Me: We're doing a summoning ritual. We're going to make sacrifices to summon T.H.E.T.H.I.N.G.

Ayako: T.H.E.T.H.I.N.G.? What is that?

Me: ...I actually have no idea. Guess we'll find out soon. *opens trunk and dumps out all the teddy bears* Hey, does someone have a knife to get their hearts out?

The knife must only be used to gorge this turkey alive.

You must pull out the hearts with your teeth. Unless of course, you're a sissy.

Hehehe, of course not. I've got the fangs of a demon.

Mostly because I am half-demon.

*starts chewing the teddy bears apart*

Misaki: Can we do something to help?

You. Other ladies.

Get the bloby thingy and tie it in leather and throw it on the drawing of a water bottle on the ground.

Misaki: Tie it in leather? How do we do that?

Me: ...What do you mean "other ladies"?

Bind and gag him. Jesus, you'd think women would know how to do a S&M knot.

Here, try these.

*throws a bag of whips with his other foot*

*ignores gravity*

Ayako: S&M?

Misaki: Well excuse me for not liking S&M enough to know how to make a knot for it. *starts tieing Steboh up with the whips*

Me: Okay, I got all the hearts out.

Using the word "enough" there implies that you do like it some.

ARE YOU HIDING SOMETHING?

OKAY. God, this could've gone by a lot faster if everyone was left handed. But I digress.

ALRIGHT. NOW. A non-virgin must slice the the virgin turkey down the middle, let the blood fall on the hearts, place it in a blender with strawberries and shake & bake, and feed to Revenge of the Blob.

Well, hurry up then!