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Stupid Criminal of the Day: Final One
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Author:  The Great B-Man [ Mon Dec 24, 2012 2:08 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Stupid Criminal of the Day: Monday, December 24th

Monday, December 24th, 2012
An alleged robber tried to steal from a concession stand at a charity golf tournament, using his underpants to disguise his face. The clerk reportedly told the knife-wielding robber, "You gotta be kidding me." The clerk wrestled the knife away from the robber, who cut himself on the broken blade. The clerk alerted two nearby golfers, who chased the robber down in a golf cart.
Georgia

Author:  The Great B-Man [ Tue Dec 25, 2012 11:02 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Stupid Criminal of the Day: Tuesday, December 25th

Tuesday, December 25th, 2012
Some robbers had to leave their loot behind because the getaway car they brought wasn't big enough to carry it. The robbers tried to hijack a van loaded with cash, $1.3 million to be exact. Unfortunately, the car they stole and planned to use for their heist could only hold about half of that.
Malaysia

Author:  DoM [ Tue Dec 25, 2012 11:14 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Stupid Criminal of the Day: Tuesday, December 25th

They should have used both.

Author:  The Great B-Man [ Wed Dec 26, 2012 10:49 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Stupid Criminal of the Day: Wednesday, December 26th

Wednesday, December 26th, 2012
A robber was foiled by a fast food manager when the manager locked him out of the restaurant. The robber caught the manager in his car and ordered him out of it at gunpoint. The robber then told the manager to unlock the restaurant. The manager did just that while the robber stood by the car and waited for him. The manager ended up locking himself inside the store and called police while the robber took off.
France

Author:  The Great B-Man [ Fri Dec 28, 2012 7:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Stupid Criminal of the Day: Thursday, December 27th

Thursday, December 27th, 2012
A bank robber dropped his gun and broke it during a robbery. The robber entered the bank in the usual costume, produced a weapon, and began waving it around and ordering everyone on the floor. He dropped the gun and it broke into a bunch of pieces on the floor. He picked up the gun pieces and still robbed the bank with it. The man got away.
Oregon

Author:  The Great B-Man [ Fri Dec 28, 2012 7:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Stupid Criminal of the Day: Friday, December 28th

Friday, December 28th, 2012
Police arrested a man and a woman after they reported a robbery that occurred while they were trying to buy some pot. The woman claimed someone stole her purse, which was full of money. Then they told police they intended to use the money to buy pot. Instead of filing a report of stolen goods, the pair got arrested and charged with suspicion of possession of marijuana with intent to distribute.
Wyoming

Author:  The Great B-Man [ Sun Dec 30, 2012 11:56 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Stupid Criminal of the Weekend: December 29-30th

December 29-30th, 2012
A man used a toy gun to rob an auto parts store, ordering workers to give him all their money or he would shoot them. He took the money and stuffed it in his underwear, then took off his clothes and fled the scene. Police caught the guy quickly, as there weren't many other people riding their bicycle with money hidden in their underwear.
Nevada

Author:  McKnackus I [ Sun Dec 30, 2012 12:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Stupid Criminal of the Weekend: December 29-30th

Why did he have to take off his clothes? So people wouldn't recognize him? Dude should've had two pairs of clothes on if that's what he wanted.

Author:  Azure [ Mon Dec 31, 2012 1:35 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Stupid Criminal of the Weekend: December 29-30th

Well, I can say for one that was... an odd choice.

Author:  The Great B-Man [ Mon Dec 31, 2012 1:49 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Stupid Criminal of the Day: Final One

Monday, December 31st, 2012
A man was arrested for robbing a gas station after he left his ID at the scene of the crime. The crook went to the store and put some gas in his car. He left, came back with a gun, demanded money from the clerk, and then fled the scene. Unfortunately for him, the man left his license behind at the scene, which contained such pertinent information as his picture, his name, and his address.
Idaho

Image Aaaand, that concludes this list. I hope you enjoyed it and I hope to see you again where we all prove that we're much, much smarter than these blokes.

Author:  Elby [ Mon Dec 31, 2012 2:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Stupid Criminal of the Day: Final One

IT'LL BE SAD TO SEE THE IDIOCY GO. Was fun stuff, even if I hardly ever commented, 10/10 would read again.

Author:  Raxy [ Mon Dec 31, 2012 2:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Stupid Criminal of the Day: Final One

And that concludes the third calendar of the day thread, right?

Man how long has this forum even been around wow

Well, it was fun, once again

Author:  Super Penguin M [ Mon Dec 31, 2012 2:49 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Stupid Criminal of the Day: Final One

It was a wild ride through a cop car, but we've finally reached the police station. We have two choices: Run away and likely get shot or face the music.

The true answer is, of course: Don't leave your goddamn license at the crime scene, you moron.

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