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PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 1:46 am 
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DoM wrote:
Was she still drunk from the first time?

If she was, then it was a huge oversight on the part of the police. Can't see the forest for the trees, I believe applies here.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 4:48 pm 
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Monday, October 15th, 2012
Three boys went to the police station to report a hit-and-run and were told to wait in the parking lot for an officer to take their case. While they were there, the college boys started polishing off a bottle of rum. When the officer showed up, the three admitted they had been drinking with the bottle still in their possession. They were sentenced to six months of unsupervised probation.
Florida

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:59 pm 
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Tuesday, October 16th, 2012
A mom threw a huge party for her kids and their friends to celebrate their Bat Mitzvahs. The party was so huge that the police breathalyzers recorded a blood alcohol level of .03--in the air surrounding the house! The home had 22 minors inside who were drinking from two kegs of beer. They arrested the mother and charged her with buying the kegs and ripping off the registration tags after she bought them.
New York

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Wednesday, October 17, 2012
A wannabe bank robber went up to the counter and handed the clerk a note that said he had a gun and to give him all the money. The bank teller looked at what he was wearing, shorts and a tank top, concluded that the gun couldn't possibly be on him, and told the robber no. When the teller refused, he walked out. The cops were never called, and nothing was going to happen except a few days later, the dumb wannabe called the police and confessed to the attempted robbery.
Kentucky

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:29 pm 
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Well at least he was honest.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 1:06 pm 
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Thursday, October 18th, 2012
A state trooper pulled a woman over for a traffic violation. When the officer walked up to the window, the driver asked if she could take a smoke break to calm her nerves. Only the smoking stick she attempted to light was a marijuana cigarette. The officer busted the woman for possession of drug paraphernalia.
Oregon

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 3:00 pm 
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Friday, October 19th, 2012
Police recently broke up an underage drinking party that someone posted on Facebook. Some of the kids left details about the party on the social networking site, where a school administrator found it and reported it to the police. The sad part is that they were throwing the party in memory of someone who died at another underage drinking party.
Florida

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 20, 2012 9:53 pm 
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October 20th-21st, 2012
Police arrested a hit-and-run suspect who was trying to escape after stealing a pair of shoes. He jumped into a vehicle and took off, but then he hit a parked car and tried to flee the scene on foot. Police received another call from another home reporting that a man broke into their home bleeding and stole another pair of shoes. Police arrested the man and returned the shoes to their rightful owners.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 21, 2012 2:02 am 
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Maybe he should have put them on.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:46 am 
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Monday, October 22nd, 2012
Three people were arrested after one of them hit a karaoke DJ with a bottle because he didn't play his song. One of the men, who was "apparently drunk," started arguing with the DJ because he skipped a song that he wanted to sing. The bar threw the guy out, but one of his friends hit the DJ with a bottle. Police arrested two of the men near the scene and a third who tried to flee the scene in his car.
Oklahoma

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 7:51 am 
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Tuesday, October 23rd, 2012
A trooper pulled a car over and pulled the driver out ot conduct a field sobriety test. Suddenly, his buddy got behind the wheel and tried to flee the scene, in the hopes his buddy would forget the make and model of his car and his entire identity. The same police officer pulled him over again, conducted another sobriety test on the second man. They both get busted on a DUI.
Ohio

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 24, 2012 11:47 am 
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Wednesday, October 24th, 2012
A driver was trying to navigate a drive-thru when he crashed into the wall. He was so drunk that he couldn't handle the complexity of a drive-thru lane at a fast food restaurant. The part of the wall he crashed into was next to a police car that happened to be parked a few feet away.
North Carolina

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 24, 2012 5:36 pm 
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I guess he didn't know it was that kind of drive thru

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 24, 2012 9:12 pm 
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Adding insult to injury with that police car.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 2:52 am 
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Thursday, October 25th, 2012
Police chased a man after he drove over a curb in front of a police officer and refused to stop. He didn't stop until he pulled into a school parking lot, where he was on his way to pick up his kids. Police ordered the man out of his vehicle at gunpoint and took him into custody.
Texas

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Friday, October 26th, 2012
Drinking while driving your cooler that's holding your booze is apparently possible. A man got busted for driving a "Crusin' Cooler," a motorized drink cooler, perfect for the drunk driver who is constantly on the go. He was caught driving the cooler, swerving back and forth on the sidewalk.
Minnesota

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 4:44 pm 
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Truly a Thomas Edison of his time. He was taken from us too early.

By the police.

To the jail.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 27, 2012 11:21 am 
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October 27-28th, 2012
A man tried to hail a cab after a night of some heavy drinking, but the cab driver wouldn't take his dog. The men felt he had no choice but to get behind the wheel of the car. He jumped a crub, drove across a lawn, and was eventually pulled over. When police asked him how much he had to drink, he said he had "enough."
New York

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 27, 2012 8:52 pm 
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And he didn't get a single tip! How rude!

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 1:19 pm 
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Monday, October 29th, 2012
A woman handed her deposit slip to the teller and then demanded all the money in the register. The frightened teller complied and the woman ran off. The woman smacked into a locked door, leaving lipstick marks on the glass. The police took the description of the woman from the teller, and tracked it to a man. He was asked to put on the same color lipstick that was found on the door. They took his lip print and it was a perfect match of the lip print they found on the door.
Montana

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Tuesday, October 30th, 2012
A car plowed through the front of a convenience store. The driver, a 71-year-old woman, got out of the car, pulled a six pack from the fridge, plopped it down and told the clerk to ring it up. Fortunately, the store was empty and no one was hurt.
New Hampshire

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 11:32 pm 
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She must've watched a lot of cartoons and action movies and thought that was the proper way to enter a store in this generation.

...Which it should be. Because it's an awesome entrance.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 12:28 am 
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She just didn't understand why they didn't have a drive-thru, so she made one. /ORIGINALJOKELOL

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Wednesday, October 31st, 2012
Police said a 66-year-old woman was jailed after shooting her husband in the arm during an argument. At first, she gave them a toy gun when officers asked her to surrender the weapon. Police said the woman was evasive and later told officers the .22 caliber revolver was in the basement before they finally found it in a first-floor closet. Police said she fired four times, wounding her husband in the upper left arm.
Indiana

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Thursday, November 1st, 2012
A man set the self-timer on his camera and hustled into the frame with his wife and two children. While their backs were turned, someone grabbed their bag, which held the wife's wallet and other items. After the husband discovered the bag missing, he checked his photo and the image showed a man picking up the bag. The man gave the picture to local authorities, who were able to identify the thief.
Wisconsin

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