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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 12:18 pm 
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Thursday, November 15th, 2012
A man tried to pass off a fake winning lottery ticket to the state's lottery commission. He apparently tried to cash it at two other places before he went to the commission, and both turned him away with the ticket still clutched in his hand. The man tried to alter the ticket so it looked like he won $7,000. The police confiscated the phony ticket as evidence.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 2:14 pm 
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Friday, November 16th, 2012
A teller attending the drive-thru at the bank window told her coworker that someone was trying to cash a personal check. The employee stalled the suspects, telling the driver that he must show some sort of identification. Meanwhile, the teller learned someone had broken into her house. The suspects became suspicious and left, but the man had left his driver's license and Social Security card at the bank. It didn't take authorities long to track him to a motel an hour later.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 8:49 am 
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A man was so busy that he showed up to an undercover drug deal in his police uniform. Yes, an actual cop who tried to purchase more than 400 prescription painkillers from an undercover cop. You would think he would know better.
Idaho

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 12:33 pm 
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Greg: Do you have the goods?

Barry:...Greg?

Greg: Barry!?

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 12:05 pm 
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Monday, November 19th, 2012
A guy in San Diego got caught stealing lobsters from traps and hiding them in his pants. Police saved the lobsters from the treacherous depths of the thief's pants and returned them to the water.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 9:46 am 
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Tuesday, November 20th, 2012
A thief in question stole a U-Haul. Deputies found the truck and the man's body sometime later. The man got out of the vehicle, didn't put on the brake and it ran over him. Hopefully her purchased the renter's insurance.
Michigan

((OOC: Sounds like a great candidate for a Darwin Award here.))

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 2:27 pm 
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Wednesday, November 21st, 2012
Two men were arrested for robbing a gas station because they warned the cashier they would come by later to rob the place. The men left their contact information with the cashier to further prove that they would be back, a good way to be held accountable. They also robbed the cashier with a BB gun.
Maine

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 6:09 pm 
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"Hello, I'll be your robber this evening. If you ever want to be robbed, just call me! Here's my card."

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 22, 2012 10:58 am 
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Thursday, November 22nd, 2012
Police say a woman with the last name Butts was caught red-handed stealing three rolls of toilet paper from the courthouse. The police chief told the press an employee watched her walk out of the bathroom with a bag of toilet paper and called police. Butts already has two prior convictions and under the three strikes law, she could get up to two years in prison.
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When something smells, it's usually the Butts.


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:32 am 
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Friday, November 23rd, 2012
A police station received a tip that a fire may have been started on purpose by a boy who bragged about starting the fire on the website. When some fo the members claimed the posting was a fake, the boy posted pics of him starting the fire and bragged about starting another fire at a school. Police immediately narrowed down the threats to a localized area and swiftly arrested the boy.
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ARSON IS COOL

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 1:48 pm 
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McKnackus I wrote:
ARSON IS COOL
I'd say that it's more of a hot topic.

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A man trying to smuggle turtles into the country illegally was caught when he put them in a box marked "Scorpions." A border agent check the contents of the box, since certain species of scorpions are also illegal to bring over the border. The suspect was a former U.S. Border Patrol agent, someone who is professionally trained to know customs enforcement laws.
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Monday, November 26th, 2012
A smuggler busted for bringing drugs into the country said he thought he was bringing diamonds in to the country. The man claimed his contact told him he would be smuggling diamonds, but police discovered cocaine instead.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 10:46 pm 
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Tuesday, November 27th, 2012
Puzzled U.S. border police arrested a Mexican smuggler with 88 pounds of cheese hidden in a special compartment in his truck. Customs and Border Protection said officers at the port of entry referred a Chevrolet pickup for a routine secondary examination. Officers using an X-ray machine saw the outline of 16 bulky packages stashed in a secret compartment behind the seat, which they initially believed were packets containing illicit drugs, but in actuality, it was cheese.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:35 pm 
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Wednesday, November 28th, 2012
Two people committed a robbery in which they asked a woman to use her cell phone and then sprayed mace at the poor woman. They then grabbed what they believed to be the woman's purse, but it was really her diaper bag. Even better? The "purse" was full of dirty diapers headed for disposal.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:27 pm 
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Those criminals did a !#%$ job.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 5:19 pm 
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Thursday, November 29th, 2012
An employee wrestled a gun out of his attacker's hand, and the robber pleaded with him to return the weapon so he could leave. Apparently, if he didn't return the gun with a full casing, he wouldn't get his deposit back. The robber left the store without his gun and the employee called police. Police placed a "Found Gun" ad in the paper, describing the gun and asking the owner to report to jail.
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Friday, November 30th, 2012
A bank robber was snacking on peanuts just before the robbery and dropped some at the scene. He also left a peanut shell trail leading to a deserted park. Police searched the area and found someone matching the description. They also found a bag of peanuts on him.
Oklahoma

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And so, Hansel's criminal career quickly came to an end.

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A bank robber who kept hitting banks on a Thursday got busted by the fuzz. The robber didn't say why he chose Thursdays to do his dirty work, but police noted that it made it easier to track his whereabouts. In all, he admitted to robbing five banks, all committed on a Thursday.
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A would-be robber tried to hold up a restaurant wearing a gorilla suit. The robber attacked a man just as the restaurant was closing and the two got into a scuffle. Apparently, the victim was able to get his opponent off of him. As he ran away, the victim chased the robber back into the restaurant, which happened to be a Japanese hibachi restaurant, and hit the robber in the arm with a meat cleaver. The robber fled the scene.
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He should have trained more in gorilla warfare.

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