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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 11:39 am 
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Image Hello, and welcome to our new year, and with it, our new stupid thread.

This year, I thought we could do it again, but the majority agreed (that is, the majority that actually said anything about it) that it was time for a change. Thankfully, I was able to obtain just the ticket...

Stupid Criminals!

Let's laugh at these loonies whose only crime is just being dumb. If only that was punishable too.

A few things to keep in mind though...

Firstly, it combines weekends. That means Saturday and Sunday counts as one day on this calendar. The only exception was the first of January since, despite falling on a Sunday, it was the first day of the year. So don't expect a new one every Sunday, unfortunately, as I have none to provide here.

Secondly, the italics shows the location. For the most part, it only shows the state. This is simply to let you know where the dumb guys were from.

Lemme know how this turns out, and do please comment as much as possible. I love reading the responses as much as I love reading the stupidness itself.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 11:41 am 
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Thursday, August 23rd, 2012
Two suspects had been apprehended and now sat in a courtroom at the defendant's table. A witness was on the stand and was being asked questions by the prosecutor: "And ma'am, you say you were robbed of your purse on the street?" "Yes sir," the witness answered. "And the two men, who robbed you, are they here in the courtroom today?" But before the witness could answer, both defendants raised their hands.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:12 pm 
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The worlds worst timed bathroom breaks.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:24 pm 
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Definitely a bad time to ask a question.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 3:39 pm 
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Either they're really stupid and don't know how to be competent villains, or they have worse timing than LB.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 11:25 am 
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Friday, August 24th, 2012
Industrial thieves broke into a plant in Canasta by crossing a metal catwalk and then blew it up; having forgotten it was their only means of escape.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 12:41 pm 
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The thieves were later overheard saying that it was a "totally rad explosion anyway."

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 4:17 pm 
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In all honesty, it SEEMED like a good idea at the time.


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The Rule of Cool isn't so cool in real life.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 25, 2012 4:13 am 
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A man went in to rob a bank. He demanded the clerk give him all the money. The clerk told him to go sit out in his car and he would bring him the bags of money. He agreed and went out to his car. In the meantime, the people in the bank called the police. When they got there the man was still sitting in his car waiting for the money, and police arrested him.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 25, 2012 4:14 am 
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Wow he gets an A++

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 3:13 pm 
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It's time to play; THE WAITING GAAAAME!


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 10:23 am 
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Monday, August 27th, 2012
A man weighing more than three hundred pounds went into a bank and announced his intentions. The tellers handed the money over and the man promptly exited the bank. However, he had not planned thoroughly enough to remember a getaway car. Running from the bank, the large man soon became tired and had to stop for a break. While resting, the man was handcuffed and arrested by the bank security guard.
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Tuesday, August 18th, 2012
A young criminal walked into a bank and quietly handed the teller a note demanding several thousand dollars. Disguised, the man could have easily gotten away. However, he had written the note on a piece of his own custom stationary; it included his full name and address.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 8:27 am 
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I hope it was on the back of his business card or something.

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