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PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 10:46 pm 
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Tuesday, November 27th, 2012
Puzzled U.S. border police arrested a Mexican smuggler with 88 pounds of cheese hidden in a special compartment in his truck. Customs and Border Protection said officers at the port of entry referred a Chevrolet pickup for a routine secondary examination. Officers using an X-ray machine saw the outline of 16 bulky packages stashed in a secret compartment behind the seat, which they initially believed were packets containing illicit drugs, but in actuality, it was cheese.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 11:01 am 
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:35 pm 
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Wednesday, November 28th, 2012
Two people committed a robbery in which they asked a woman to use her cell phone and then sprayed mace at the poor woman. They then grabbed what they believed to be the woman's purse, but it was really her diaper bag. Even better? The "purse" was full of dirty diapers headed for disposal.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:27 pm 
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Those criminals did a !#%$ job.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 5:19 pm 
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Thursday, November 29th, 2012
An employee wrestled a gun out of his attacker's hand, and the robber pleaded with him to return the weapon so he could leave. Apparently, if he didn't return the gun with a full casing, he wouldn't get his deposit back. The robber left the store without his gun and the employee called police. Police placed a "Found Gun" ad in the paper, describing the gun and asking the owner to report to jail.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 6:36 pm 
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Friday, November 30th, 2012
A bank robber was snacking on peanuts just before the robbery and dropped some at the scene. He also left a peanut shell trail leading to a deserted park. Police searched the area and found someone matching the description. They also found a bag of peanuts on him.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:33 pm 
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And so, Hansel's criminal career quickly came to an end.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 3:43 pm 
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A bank robber who kept hitting banks on a Thursday got busted by the fuzz. The robber didn't say why he chose Thursdays to do his dirty work, but police noted that it made it easier to track his whereabouts. In all, he admitted to robbing five banks, all committed on a Thursday.
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Monday, December 3rd, 2012
A would-be robber tried to hold up a restaurant wearing a gorilla suit. The robber attacked a man just as the restaurant was closing and the two got into a scuffle. Apparently, the victim was able to get his opponent off of him. As he ran away, the victim chased the robber back into the restaurant, which happened to be a Japanese hibachi restaurant, and hit the robber in the arm with a meat cleaver. The robber fled the scene.
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He should have trained more in gorilla warfare.

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Tuesday, December 4th, 2012
A naked man who police caught running around a wilderness park made up a story about his clothes being robbed. The man initially told police that a man with a gun tried to rob him and because he didn't have any money, he took his clothes instead. The man later admitted that he got naked because he was feeling hot and ended up running through the park because he lost his clohtes. He now faces charges of filing a false report.
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Wednesday, December 5th, 2012
Two men robbed a gas station at knifepoint and drove away from the scene, but failed to notice that the gas gauge was on empty. Police spotted them approximately a mile away from the gas station where they could have filled up on gas before they fled the scene.
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Thursday, December 6th, 2012
A man who stole money that was doused with explosive dye tried to deposit it at another bank. The dye pack within one of the bags of money exploded making it more traceable. He tried to deposit the cash in his account, but the police tracked him down. He actually tried two banks before stopping at the drive-thru window of a third to deposit the dye-laden money.
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He could've gotten through if he pretended to be part of the blue man group.

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Friday, December 7th, 2012
A bank robber was caught because he blogged about his crimes on MySpace. The message read, "On tha run for robbin' a bank. Love all of y'all." It's a good thing they also didn't see his Facebook page. He put "just robbed a bank" on the top of his "25 Things You Don't Know About Me" list. He pled guilty in court to the charge and faces time in jail.
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